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    Bare with me.

    What if Serb was right.

    capitalists wan to kill you. steal your kidneys make you work as a slave. and die


    communists want you to enjoy life and take that pretty girl on vacation

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    What if Green were Blue? What if Up was Down?
    "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Bereta_Eder View Post
      Bare with me.

      What if Serb was right.

      capitalists wan to kill you. steal your kidneys make you work as a slave. and die


      communists want you to enjoy life and take that pretty girl on vacation
      What makes you think power in capitalist systems falls more readily to psychos than it does in command economies or non-market economies in general?

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      • #4
        I think BE is just wanting to try and somehow balance his burgeoning Capitalism leanings.
        "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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        • #5
          I would engage in discussion of the OP argument but there isn't one. And you mentioned kidneys, which are awesome, though I can't say any capitalist has ever tried to steal mine, nor have any commies tried to get me laid. Also I believe Trotsky and many other commie intellectuals were Jewish so I don't know which side the title refers to though really there's no need to clarify.

          Anyway, kidneys! Kidneys are composed of millions of specialized units called nephrons, which look like snarls of blood vessels and specialized tubules, with a long loop of the latter extending down towards the core of the kidney where blood flow is sluggish, then back again. In the tangled top part the initial filtration takes place, driven purely by blood pressure from the heart beating (I believe caffeine makes you pee more largely because an accelerated heart rate increases the rate of filtration). Now, the ordinary filtering by itself removes far too much water, so it has to be concentrated, and that's what the long dangly loop, the loop of Henle, is for. The later part of the loop (where it moves back up) actively pumps salts out of the urine into the interstitial space; this has the intriguing paradoxical effect of making urine more saline in the end, because due to the poor blood circulation the removed salts tend to linger in the area, and water follows salt. So the filtrate (it's not called urine yet) from the first, descending part of the loop is forced to dump water out before it even gets to the later part and is made to part with salt as well, which means it's sort of pre-emptively concentrating itself. This would be easier to grok with an illustration but I'm lazy. So, there's this feedback loop effect in the, uh, loop, and the end result is hyper-concentrated urine, though the efficacy of the loop can be modified by hormones as the kidneys tirelessly adjust their sensitivity in response to changing blood pressure. This is an extremely simplified picture and leaves out a lot, like the way your kidneys work to counteract the acidity of your blood if you aren't getting rid of CO2 as well as you should.

          Yes, Elok is a nerd. Ha ha ha ya ****in' ingrates. Have some knowledge. You're welcome.
          1011 1100
          Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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          • PLATO
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            Awesome! Thanks Elok the Nerd!

          • N35t0r
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            They also taste amazing.


            Cow kidneys do, I wouldn't know about human kidneys.

        • #6
          I would like to place a poast here. So here is a video
          Mel Brooks - Jews in Space
          I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
          Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
          Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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          • #7
            I like the word nephrons. If I'd still play Galactic Civilizations I'd use it for a custom Alien civ.

            The Nephron Star Legion shall conquer the Galaxy!!1!!1
            Blah

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            • #8
              пута мозак

              ^^ best i could do

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              • Serb
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                You have totally missed it!

            • #9
              Originally posted by Broken_Erika View Post
              I would like to place a poast here. So here is a video
              Mel Brooks - Jews in Space
              AAHZ is an inspiration to us all.

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              • #10
                Like a demon I have been summoned...

                AAHZ IS HELL

                The Wizard of AAHZ

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                • #11
                  BEEN KEEPING MY SKILLS SHARP

                  The Wizard of AAHZ

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                  • #12
                    Originally posted by Broken_Erika View Post
                    I would like to place a poast here. So here is a video
                    Mel Brooks - Jews in Space
                    Mel Brooks in his prime made great comedy movies.
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                    • #13
                      Originally posted by Bereta_Eder View Post
                      Bare with me.

                      What if Serb was right.

                      capitalists wan to kill you. steal your kidneys make you work as a slave. and die


                      communists want you to enjoy life and take that pretty girl on vacation
                      You are really a LOL!!!

                      I am always right!

                      (welcome back, if you have started to think)

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                      • #14
                        Originally posted by PLATO View Post
                        What if Green were Blue? What if Up was Down?
                        Then I would called an American reality!

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                        • #15
                          Originally posted by Serb View Post

                          Then I would called an American reality!
                          You really don't need to demonstrate stupidity...we already knew that.
                          "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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