The clown president is Zelensky!

[Serb]

Sorry, no pants peeing. I just figured a declaration of war would be something I would have heard about.

H.R.3364 - Countering America's Adversaries Through Sanctions Act

The USA has officially declared war on us in 2017.

[-Jrabbit]

Really? You're blaming Vlad's butt-buddy, Trump? LOL.

[Serb]

And you better start peeing, because we are coming after you!

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Thirsty?

[Wezil]

I told you already that they aren't sanctions. They are a "special economic operation".

[Serb]

Thirsty?

Nope! I have consumed more than 20 cans of beer today.

[Serb]

I told you already that they aren't sanctions. They are a "special economic operation".

Whatever you call it!
That doesn't cancel our nuclear warhead right into your ass at the end of the day!

[Serb]

[giblets]

Nope! I have consumed more than 20 cans of beer today.

Either Russian beer is even weaker than American beer or you're going to destroy your liver

[Proteus_MST]

Keep wet dreaming about that!

This is how the war will develope
(I assume you can still see Youtube-Videos ... at least I didn't hear that Putin also banned Youtube because he thinks they would be too dangerous for russian citizens to watch (may change, soon, of course))

[Serb]

This is how the war will develope

In your wet dreams!

We will wipe the floor with NATO with our hypersonic weapons.

[Serb]

Either Russian beer is even weaker than American beer or you're going to destroy your liver

Bud is a Russian beer?

[Serb]

Either Russian beer is even weaker than American beer or you're going to destroy your liver

Do you really think I care about my liver, considering that I believe that we are on a brink of WW3 and everyone will die soon?

[Geronimo]

In your wet dreams!

We will wipe the floor with NATO with our hypersonic weapons.

Hypersonic nukes are not more destructive just vastly harder to detect. Assuming they are used for a counter force first strike the result will just be all of the opponents sub launched missiles destroying Russia's cities and military bases. Do you really think china and the rest of the world would leave Russians alone after that?

[Proteus_MST]

In your wet dreams!

We will wipe the floor with NATO with our hypersonic weapons.

Hypersonic nuclear weapons won't prevent that, short after the russian missiles fly, the american missiles will also fly ...
and there will be mutual assured destruction

[Serb]

Nope. Because the Russian hypersonic ABMs can destroy the American ones, while American missiles can't.