Russia!

[Serb]

Me thinks you are a more fluent speaker on your second language then I am.
Wait a second, you are an American thus dumb as hell and don't have any second language!

[ZEE]

I ARE WEST YOU HAVE THE LOSS!

ЗАПАД бить люблю

[Serb]

I have to admit that you are creative. In times of google translate one needs to actually know the language to make such parodies on "broken Russian".

Or...

You are just dumb and don't realize what are you typing (but sometimes it's really funny )