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    This book is a masterpiece!!!



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    “На хую я вертел!!!”

    Literal translation: “I spin it on my d!ck!!!
    Meaning: “That’s how little I care about it!”

    «Блядский цирк!»

    Literal translation: “Whore’s circus
    Meaning: “What a f*cking mess!”

    “И понеслась пизда по кочкам!»

    Literal translation: “Off went the c*nt , jumping from hill to hill
    Meaning: “The situation has spiraled out of control”

    (my favorite of all times!!!
    ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Actually I would translate that as "Then we turn their faces into the bloody c*nts!", but that literal version is funny as hell!!!)




    «Мать твою слева за ногу!»

    Literal translation: “Your mom, to the left, by the leg!
    Meaning: “I am doing a bad thing to your mother!”

    “Ебать-копать!”

    Literal translation: “To f*ck – to dig!”
    Meaning: “F*ckety f*ck!”

    “Не пришей к пизде бубенчик!”

    Literal translation: “Don’t sew a bell to the c*nt
    Meaning: “You need it like a fish needs a bicycle”

    Actually in mu place we have little bit version of the same:

    "Не пришей к пизде рукав!"
    Literal translation: “Don’t sew a sleeve to the c*nt


    “Чё? Хуй через плечо!!!”

    Literal translation: (in a dialogue) «What?» -«Sling a d!ck over the shoulder!»
    Meaning: “What?” – “Nothing!”



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    edited:

    A bonus from Serb:


    "Золотой пизды колпак!"

    Literal translation: «the cap of golden c*nt!»
    Meaning: “a fancy idiot!”
    Last edited by Serb; November 21, 2020, 16:03.

  • #2
    Germans with their "schweinhund" are just crying out of jealousy!

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    • #3
      Welcome to the magic World of classic Russian literature of Feodor Dostoevsky, Anton Chekhov and Leo Tolstoy!



      A duality of a man, no doubt!

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      • #4
        And they want 15CAN$ for that book of few pages!!!
        Thanks God, I am Russian and don't need a translation!
        I speak this language since the monent I was born and can combine it to a three layers мат!

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        • #5
          But, damn it! I'm gonna buy it anyway!!!

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          • #6
            Утро. Яхта на причале. На палубу выходит сонный боцман, потягиваясь. Он идет по палубе и запинается об якорь, больно ударив ногу.

            - Да разъебись ты с ебучей проебью, блядское козлопроебище, мерзкое троепиздище, перепиздяченное невьебенной поебенью, ебаническая тварь, расхуяченая железячной подхуякой!!!

            (Сказал боцман, а после грязно выругался)


            None gogle transle will ever translate that!!!

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            • #7


              The best Russian language ever!

              Кокаинум, блять!!!

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              • #8


                Серб сосет член осла

                Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                • #9
                  That is not even a swearing! That is a google sh!t!

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                  • #10
                    Let me rephrase that:

                    Thoth отсосал у осла, который ебал его мать в жопу!


                    Next student, please!

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                    • #11
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                      Last edited by Serb; November 21, 2020, 14:28.

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                      • #12
                        Glupyy.
                        “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                        ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                        • #13
                          Blah

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                            • #15
                              Санкция поражение люблю
                              Order of the Fly
                              Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.

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