Daily Mail headlines appreciation thread

[Dauphin]

Starter:

Worker at Christian organisation who started watching porn to relieve the pressure of his job is awarded compensation after stress caused him to have a stroke

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8617963/Conservative-Christian-organisation-worker-viewed-pornography-awarded-compo-stroke.html

For Mr Harrison:
'Radioactive' paedophile suspect on the run after skipping court

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1156265/Radioactive-paedophile-suspect-run-skipping-court.html

[Kidlicious]

nEwS

[BeBMan]

I scrolled down their main page, and they had SEVERAL autoplay vids on that page alone

[Bereta_Eder]

Since this seems to be a british thread I'd like to add my mind blown because I recently found out that samantha fox is a lesbian.

There is really nothing stable in this post modernist world

[Kidlicious]

Daily Mail

Reported on Bill Clinton pictures and George Floyd bodycam footage.

[Uncle Sparky]

Jerry Falwell Jr. confirms he HAS resigned from Liberty University despite denying earlier claims from the college that he had after pool boy said the evangelist watched while he had sex with his wife Becki Falwell several times a year

Now that is a headline!

[BeBMan]

Wondering if ppl can still get the Daily Mail as daily mail or if it's all online these days.

[Dauphin]

Is there no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2827625/Factory-bosses-forced-recruit-Hungary-locals-not-apply.html

[BeBMan]

I see they are asking the really tough questions

[Dauphin]

The article is about immigration. Amusingly.

[Bereta_Eder]

British food is maybe the one thing defintely not spoiled by immigration

[Bereta_Eder]

Also it's amazing that after the brexit the UK simply... dissapeaered.

Apart from some manchester dude getting busted for attacking police officers and then trying to bribe them in mykonos, england is none existant.

This is very welcomed because it always entertained an affinity for ancient marbles and turkish ass

[BeBMan]

The article is about immigration. Amusingly.

Blessed are the sandwhich-makers, wherever they come from....

The Daily Mail is probably pro-immigration of skilled sandwhich-makers that have degrees and make more than 100k per year.