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  • #1

    A request for Mobius

    I enjoy reading a Mobius insult.

    They are quite elaborate and somewhat visceral.

    They are crafted with an admirable level of creativity and imagination.

    I would be grateful if Mobius could fling some more insults about, for our reading pleasure.

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  • #2
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Here's an idea: Mobius should use his powers for good and goad Sava into bringing back his arse avatar.

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      • #4
        It was a real ass btw. One of his ex girlfriends who went up on a stool to hang thje curtains and he immortalized the moment.
        (as divulged by him. I'm not disclosing sensitive info)

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        • ricketyclik
          #4.1
          ricketyclik commented
          July 21, 2020, 16:58
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          Ah, that would explain his reticence to use it. Fair enough.
      • #5
        My level of english is amazing btw. That's probably why I knocked out (greek euphimism for seduce) english girls on my travels (well, not all obviously). Eros passes through language

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        • #6
          Knocked out usually means to make someone unconscious...that might not be the effect you are looking for
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • Dauphin
            #6.1
            Dauphin commented
            July 22, 2020, 13:47
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            Not to be confused with banged up, or knock one out.
        • #7
          Drop down might be a more accurate translation. Knock off her feet maybe?
          I remeber a girl from london we hit it off big time on a belgian train, like thinking, this is sort of my soul mate somehow, couldn't stop talking, excited.
          Then as my arret came on for the airport (she would go on underneath the channel to london) I can still see man the dissapointment in her eyes that I didn;t ask her number or facebook or something. But I was faithful to the ex SO that cheated on me.

          Oh well. Am I sorry? Just that I missed that girl. Not that I was honest

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          • ricketyclik
            #7.1
            ricketyclik commented
            July 21, 2020, 16:59
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            Life is full of missed opportunities.  A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, as they say.
        • #8
          I used to live life based on principles. I won't do what I don't want to be done to me etc.
          Life doesn't work on principles though

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          • ricketyclik
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            ricketyclik commented
            July 21, 2020, 17:15
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            But if you don't have your principles what have you got? And what if everyone abandons them? We've seen what that looks like, and it ain't pretty.
        • #9
          Indeed. But someone would say it's choice whereas it really isn't. It's who you are after all.
          I am allergic to "un-principled" acts as I see it, it's not because I choose not to do them, it's because I can't. they make me physically sick.
          I see them as dirty as covering yourself in mud, as dirty water for the soul. The same way a horse wouldn't drink from it.
          I'm not saying this to "brag" about anything, just that this is the way it is.
          Someone would say that you make it harder for yourself this way, but I think that there is an underlying feeling that is much more satisfying when being abiding to them

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          • #10
            Originally posted by Bereta_Eder View Post
            I used to live life based on principles. I won't do what I don't want to be done to me etc.
            Life doesn't work on principles though
            Yeah, it's tricky isn't it. I think I've been too kind with people who I should've cut off. And the thing is, they don't even get what they've done wrong.
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • ricketyclik
              #10.1
              ricketyclik commented
              July 22, 2020, 07:16
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              They say your friends are the people whose flaws you're prepared to live with.
          • #11
            Wiglaf, now there's a name I haven't heard in a while. Seems pretty damn classy compared to Kid
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #12
              Even the worst of trolls had more class than Kidiot
              Keep on Civin'
              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #13
                Originally posted by MOBIUS

                Must have missed this thread...

                I'm not a performing seal, damm1t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111:wiglaf:1111!!!!!!!!!!!

                I am sorry to hear that you are not a performing seal.


                Perhaps another time. :desire:

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