Trump's Death Cult Explained

[BeBMan]

If T wins I give up my job to participate in this wall scam. If things go bad I'll be pardoned, but if it runs smooth I'll receive lotsa money without having to care about building something.

[Egbert]

what if he lied just that one time?

[-Jrabbit]

The weird thing about this We Build The Wall thing is, if they just avoid making repeated public commitments to taking "zero, not a dime" in salary and compensation, they probably raise about the same money. Apparently there are GoFundMe rules requiring an actual charity when large sums are involved. But still, without that blowhard "not a dime" boast, they could just pay themselves as executives of the Bannon charity. I can pretty much guarantee that people like Kid would send them $100 either way.

But apparently these grifters are so attuned to turning every activity into a scam, it's second nature. They just can't help themselves.

[Dauphin]

I am always intrigued by people's acceptance of being defrauded and chalking it up to 'well sometimes it just doesn't pan out' and their willigness to try again. As opposed to those who deny they've been defrauded and think the paycheck is still coming if they throw good money after bad. It usually happens when what they lose isn't something tangible like money from a profit motie, but something ideological (climate/green science investments, religious based donations, etc).

[pchang]

Some people are proud to be defrauded.

[ricketyclik]

This was in the comments section of the local paper.

All Hail the Mighty Trump!

To all the doubters, shout “Hooray!
Rejoice, The Donald’s here!”
Upon your knees get down and pray,
Make troubles disappear.

Pay tribute to this mighty man,
Inspired by all his deeds,
Supplying vision and a plan,
A strength the US needs.

Leave virus worries far behind,
Your future’s in good hands,
It’s driven by the sort of mind
No other understands.

Give thanks for greatness, don’t ask why,
Just worship at his feet,
Accepting that he sits on high,
Commander of the tweet.

Keep faith with Donald, he’s the king,
Applaud him, standing tall.
Shout praises, lift your voice and sing:
“Salvation for us all!”

It's an acrostic.

[pchang]

At the next press briefing I really hope someone asks “Why should we believe anything the President says? According to him, he and his whole family are pathological liars.”

[BeBMan]

If that's really from him it proves he's a stable genius

[Provost Harrison]

Damn, I'm borrowing that

[Uncle Sparky]

Hilarious Donald J Trump tweet about his niece Mary Trump:

Definition of paradox.

[pchang]

I think I have found the true explanation for his death cult. Trump’s supporters do not care about what he does to help them. They care about what he does to hurt others. It is very Russian. You know the joke about the Russian and the Genie?
Genie: I can grant you any wish, but whatever I give to you, I give double to your neighbor.
Russian: After think a bit. Make me blind in one eye.

[Ming]

He is just a "stand up liar" now... He just keeps making stuff up. Even his defense specialists were saying it wasn't an "attack"... But he knows it was because he "feels" it.

[Uncle Sparky]

So, how did Trump know the Beirut blast was a terrorist act? Did he authorize it? Was someone storing chemical weapons for the US?

[-Jrabbit]

"2 weeks" and "2 months" are his go-to responses when claiming to have a plan. Similar to "people are telling me" and anecdotes about unnamed people calling him "sir." There are a couple hilarious stories about it.

Here's one: https://www.axios.com/trumps-timelin...9c7cf2baa.html

[Ming]

His "current" lie was back in July

“We're signing a health-care plan within two weeks, a full and complete health-care plan,” Trump pledged in a July 19 interview with “Fox News Sunday”

Well it's been over two weeks... where is it