Can I get the Coronavirus poasting on the Off Topic

[Egbert]

Can I catch the Coronavirus poasting on Apolyton?

[Aeson]

Depends where and how you are posting.

[BeBMan]

Pppl who do full 10 finger typing are pretty safe as they can hardly touch their faces simultaneously. Unless they are Adam Smith who has an additional, but invisible hand.

Otoh operating an invisible hand is not too easy.

[Lorizael]

Yes, please quarantine yourself.

[Egbert]

Depends where and how you are posting.

I am sitting at a desk.

I am posting with my fingers.

[Egbert]

Pppl who do full 10 finger typing are pretty safe as they can hardly touch their faces simultaneously. Unless they are Adam Smith who has an additional, but invisible hand.

Otoh operating an invisible hand is not too easy.

I am typing with my fingers.

I see people are buying condoms to put on their fingers to avoid the corona virus. I attach one of the articles but it does not say whether these people are poasting on the Off Topic.

The shelves in all of the shops have been emptied of toilet paper and bottled water with runs on a few other things.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8072299/Condoms-sell-people-encouraged-FINGERS-avoid-coronavirus.html

[Dinner]

You won’t get Wuhan coronavirus here but you probably will lose a few brain cells.

[Aeson]

I am sitting at a desk.

I am posting with my fingers.

You need to wash your desk for 20 seconds after reading each post.

[Egbert]

You won’t get Wuhan coronavirus here but you probably will lose a few brain cells.

I am braindead so that does not matter.

[Egbert]

Can sheep get the Corona virus?

[giblets]

No Covid here, only AIDS

[Thoth]

Can sheep get the Corona virus?

Only in Wales.

[BeBMan]

I tried everything, but so far I haven't been able to get the coronavirus poasting on the OT

[Egbert]

I have been poasting on the OT and I do not have the corona virus yet, that I know of.