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    ****ing hell,
    I heard of a story


    a guy was lost spmwhere in the middle of nowhere in the US.

    He stopped for gas. Next to the gas station was a bar.

    He though I'm going for a beer

    He went inside, sat on the bar stool.

    The bartender comes, and says "we don't serve jews" (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

    He said "I'm not a jew, I'm greek".

    The bartender replied: "oh yeah? From this day on we don't serve greeks either" (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


    Why did that happen?
    Last edited by Bereta_Eder; September 2, 2019, 05:58.

  • #2
    I would recommend to eat neither Jews nor Greeks, even if they are served regularly.

    *ducks*

    Blah

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    • #3
      Even though I totally respect indivindual choice (smoething that was no doubt lacking in east Germany) I'd just leave it out there that we're rather tasty

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      • #4
        Have a link?
        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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        • Uncle Sparky
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          Americans make links out of the organ meat of minorities... Don't take it!

      • #5
        There is no link because nobody cared enough to make it a news item but it's real man

        You nazis?

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        • #6
          Sounds like one of those middle-of-nowhere flyover country small town ***holes to me. There is a reason why it's called "Flyover country"
          I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
          Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
          Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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          • #7
            Middle of nowhere US has lots of racists

            Not Nazis because Nazis at least cared about other Germans

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            • #8
              I just said nazis because they also hated jews
              but yeah they had universal health care

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              • #9
                Originally posted by Bereta_Eder View Post
                The bartender comes, and says "we don't serve jews" (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
                Are you sure he didn't say "droids"?
                Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                • #10
                  Originally posted by Bereta_Eder View Post
                  ****ing hell,
                  I heard of a story


                  a guy was lost spmwhere in the middle of nowhere in the US.

                  He stopped for gas. Next to the gas station was a bar.

                  He though I'm going for a beer

                  He went inside, sat on the bar stool.

                  The bartender comes, and says "we don't serve jews" (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

                  He said "I'm not a jew, I'm greek".

                  The bartender replied: "oh yeah? From this day on we don't serve greeks either" (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


                  Why did that happen?
                  Because someone was drunk?
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • #11
                    Originally posted by giblets View Post
                    Middle of nowhere US has lots of racists

                    Not Nazis because Nazis at least cared about other Germans
                    And yet we aren't infested with rats.
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                    • #12
                      People in the middle of nowhere have rodent problems too

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                      • #13
                        Originally posted by giblets View Post
                        People in the middle of nowhere have rodent problems too
                        Nope, because we don't have garbage in the street.
                        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                        • #14
                          You've ever had a squirrel chew a hole into your roof to make a nest?
                          I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
                          Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
                          Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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                          • #15
                            No. I live in the city (Tulsa).
                            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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