What is the point of a "Straight Pride March"?

[Aeson]

If the route has no curves or bends, then it keeps the pride from swerving off the road and crashing into spectators and protesters.

[BeBMan]

Plus marching speed can be higher on average.

And if it's perfectly straight, ppl can see the end point from the starting point (so any march has two points minimum)

Unless it's a very long march, then the end point could be below the horizon.

Otoh when we count in the "curved Earth" effect there is probably no perfectly straight pride march anyway.

Except if it turns out flatEarthers are correct....

[Bereta_Eder]

I'm sure most participants of the straight parades are gay

[Uncle Sparky]

Exactly. The march allows them to walk together, checking out each others butts before the hook up. Straight pride marchers are the glory hole people of the new millennium.

[Aeson]

You are right BeBro. If they do go perfectly straight and the Earth is a sphere, then they will leave the Earth's surface and travel into space. If they started on the right trajectory ... they may eventually reach and then penetrate deep into Uranus. What better way to prove you're straight than that?

[BeBMan]

Indeed, once they land on (inside?) Uranus the punch line will be "A small step for man, one giant leap for manlikind"

[Dinner]

Meh, let everyone have a parade if they want one. Who cares?

[Bereta_Eder]

it's statements like this that underline your fascist identity, while you think it's liberalism (which it is, and fascism)

[Broken_Erika]

Meh, let everyone have a parade if they want one. Who cares?

w00t! Let's organize a Sadist Pride Parade!

[Dinner]

Constitutionally they do have a right to. If you just ignore the dumber parades they will fizzle out on their own.

[Dinner]

it's statements like this that underline your fascist identity, while you think it's liberalism (which it is, and fascism)

That is possibly the dumbest post you have had in a while. That is truly saying something too.

Constitutionally we have to let everyone have a parade so stuff your imaginary fascism where the sun doesn’t shine, junior. “””It is fascist to say let everyone have what every parade they want!””.” GTFO of here, you mook.

[giblets]

I have a constitutional right to hold up traffic

[Dinner]

I have a constitutional right to hold up traffic

Take it up with the SCOTUS. They ruled it was indeed a constitutional requirement. If you let one group have a parade then you have to let all groups who follow the same rules have a parade too.

[Berzerker]

w00t! Let's organize a Sadist Pride Parade!

and the masochists will show up to counterprotest

or cheer...I'm not sure

[Bereta_Eder]

That is possibly the dumbest post you have had in a while. That is truly saying something too.

Constitutionally we have to let everyone have a parade so stuff your imaginary fascism where the sun doesn’t shine, junior. “””It is fascist to say let everyone have what every parade they want!””.” GTFO of here, you mook.

I hit the nail on the head and you responce proves it

[Bereta_Eder]

what's a mook?