Why Russia is better than America

[Dinner]

Only in your dreams!
Russia was never about money and never will.
Money can't buy you love.
We are about justice, not money.

There are a few oligarchs running your country who would beg to differ.

[Serb]

Make love, not war!

[Dinner]

Can't we all just get along?

[Serb]

There are a few oligarchs running your country who would beg to differ.

That's why I am a communist!
But, if you think your country is not run by oligarchs, you are just a brainless fool! A brainless zombie!
Your country is the World champ in that!!!

[Serb]

Can't we all just get along?

Any time!
I wish for that.

[Serb]

Just leave us alone and stop lying about us, thus everything will be fine!
But, unfortunately, you want war!
And you will get it!
Then you will die, fools.

[Serb]

And you want that war only because you are fools, who never got a lesson!
You just don't know what a total war is!
We know what it is! We took that knowledge with a milk from the breast of our mothers. Every Russian you see now - is the descendant of the warriors who survived the last war and won it!
WE KNOW WHAT IT IS!
You don't!
You think life is Nintedo game, but it is not!!!

[Serb]

There will be no save/load!
Idiots!
We will erase you once and forever, all of you, the same f*cking second you dare!

[Serb]

You did and keep doing your best, to awake the Russian bear.
When he is finally awake, thanks to your efforts - GOD SAVE YOUR MISERABLE SOULS!!!
We will fight for our survival and you will die, as any other stupid motherf*cker who dared before you!

[Serb]

Put that into your brainwashed head, before it's too late!

[Serb]

Russia always had all needed space, the Western invaders wanted! It is the largest country on Earth, after all.


You want some land in Russia? Fine! You will get it!


We have always been very hospital to our "guests".

[Dinner]

My neighbor, who is a nice Mexican woman, made me some pork and chili tomales. They were very good. It is something about the corn meal mixed with pork lard, pork meat, and chilies which goes well together.

[Serb]

Make love, not war!

[Serb]

My neighbor, who is a nice Mexican woman, made me some pork and chili tomales. They were very good. It is something about the corn meal mixed with pork lard, pork meat, and chilies which goes well together.

[Serb]

Did you hit her?
(as a gratitude for her worries?)