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  • #31
    According to Trump, the people in Pleasure should have raked the forest. Live video of him talking. POTUS blames victims and cannot even remember the name of the burned out town he's in. Trump 2020.
    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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    • #32
      Pleasuredice is my favorite name for a Casino.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Aeson View Post
        I had hot water last night, and extra salt. The hot water gave me indigestion.
        I forgot to mention to buy a bottle of extra strength Tums, and eat 3-4 tablets per "episode."
        The Wizard of AAHZ

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        • #34
          Being dehydrated can kill you. I urge you to keep to my advice.
          The Wizard of AAHZ

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          • #35
            rake noun [ C ] (MAN)

            old-fashioned a man, especially one who isrich or with a high social position, wholives in an immoral way, especially havingsex with a lot of women
            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.
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            • #36
              A rake's progress is a classic series of paintings from the early 18th century.

              A Rake's Progress - Wikipedia
              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Rake%27s_Progress
              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                Is it Insurraketion? Or that one with William Raker?


                FWIW the Kraut word for rocket is "Rakete"

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                • #38
                  I need an Aeson-Updateâ„¢ on your sickness.
                  The Wizard of AAHZ

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                  • #39
                    The Finns show America how to rake forests...
                    Finns mock Trump by raking country great again | CBC News
                    https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/finns-trump-raking-country-great-again-finland-1.4911490
                    Puzzled Finns have taken to Twitter to post pictures of themselves raking the forest after U.S. President Donald Trump said California should learn a lesson from the Nordic country about how to protect itself against wildfires.

                    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                    • #40
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                      There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.
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                      • #41

                        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by ZEE View Post
                          I need an Aeson-Updateâ„¢ on your sickness.
                          Bright avatar

                          It's totally not evil or forcesofhell-like

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                          • #43
                            That is the Demon Pruflas, my soul hubby.

                            He is of the Yellow Sphere: a demon of beauty, wisdom, and the mind.
                            The Wizard of AAHZ

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                            • #44
                              I thought over the rake thing and came to the conclusion that Trump is right.

                              Finns may not be aware of this, but the constant raking of millions of ppl in Finland for ages is the main reason why the country ended up being in the northern hemisphere geographically.

                              A gazillion years ago it was way further south, but the constant raking did slowly drag the country to the north, where it now enjoys cooler temperatures, leading to fewer wildfires.
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                              • Uncle Sparky
                                #44.1
                                Uncle Sparky commented
                                November 19, 2018, 19:17
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                                This is why Finns look relatively normal, but speak a weird alien language.
                            • #45
                              Originally posted by ZEE View Post
                              That is the Demon Pruflas, my soul hubby.
                              I'd find that way more believable if he was at least on a totally dark and evil-like background
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