Rake News Reporting Thread

[Proteus_MST]

I dislike raking, mowing, or any activity that actually requires me to physically exert effort.

Doesn't Lucifer provide you with Imps which do all manual tasks for you?

[Aeson]

I dislike raking, mowing, or any activity that actually requires me to physically exert effort.

You just want there to be more fires ...

[Aeson]

Doesn't Lucifer provide you with Imps which do all manual tasks for you?

He will be happy enough to rake damned souls over the coals of hellfire

[ZEE]

I don't need an imp, I spiritually married a Demon of the Yellow Sphere (of the Tree of Life.) A Duke/Duchess at that. Powerful Demons can take any form.

Lucifer was against the marriage, BTW, but since he is the one that trained me I am in The Family regardless.

[Aeson]

If only they had rakes in Vietnam.

[ZEE]

Powerful Demons also have different aspects.

I believe Satan (Lucifer) to also be Beelzebub, Mammon, Hadad, and Belphegor. Probably others as well.

[Aeson]

Satans pitchfork isn’t technically a rake, but can perform some of the same functions.

[ZEE]

You just want there to be more fires ...

I had nothing to do with that. I am on my honeymoon I have no desire to destroy humanity ATM.

[Aeson]

I raken thats a good thing.

[Aeson]

If I was paid by the rake cartel by the post ... Id really be raking it in!

[Proteus_MST]

You should use vacuums instead ... that`s how the finnish keep their forests firefree:
https://twitter.com/pyryluminen/stat...59712919334917



(on the other hand ... nature abhors a vacuum )

[ZEE]

I’ve lost 3 kg the last couple days, going to be skinny as a rake if I don’t get better soon. Also since it’s mostly water weight it’s left me dehydrated and susceptible to forest fires.

I would ask my Demon Hubby to help you but that is not in his Power. He could not even help me when I got ****faced drunk the night of our marriage and threw up all the next day. He did recommend hot water and a teaspoon of salt per glass. Eat the salt directly. Don't sip the water either. Just down 2-3 glasses at once. Worked wonders.

[Kidlicious]

FYI: rake up the dead pine needles ... lazy ass Californians.

[ZEE]

Aeson, did you take salt and drink hot water like I suggested?

[Aeson]

I had hot water last night, and extra salt. The hot water gave me indigestion.

[Aeson]

FYI: rake up the dead pine needles ... lazy ass Californians.

Those Californians are so lazy they didn’t even rake up the forests in other states either.