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Canada is a known threat to US nat. security. What should the country do to come out of this obvious malaise???
The solution is simple: start killing random ppl abroad! Why? Well, let's examine the evidence:
NK's Kim: VXed his brother in Malaysia, and was a bit annoying with his nukes threatening the whole region, but later made all good by sending a "beautiful" letter to Pres. Trump. Is basically a saint now.
Russia's Putin: His speciality is poisoning ppl in the UK. Years ago with Pollonium, now using a nerve agent known as Novichok. Probably so it doesn't get too boring and repetitive.
Saudi Crown Prince: May be behind the murder of a dissident journalist. This case is kinda borderline on the "abroad" rule, as it occured in Turkey, but in the Saudi consulate, which is technically Saudi territory under intl. law.
All those guys seem to get by rather well with Trump. Probably because unlike Canada, they didn't sent their men to Afghanistan to fight alongside the US Army there. Think about that!
These days you have to be concerned about a cooling of the Trump-Putin bromance due to the INF thing tho. That would be a great tragedy! Sad!
However, if there's a lesson to be learned here, it's that legalizing Cannabis does not improve your standing with the current White House. Maybe because they sound like they're on drugs 24/7 anyway, so pot doesn't change much.
But to really earn the respect of this president, Canada needs to kill someone (and cover it up). There's no other way, I'm afraid.
The solution is simple: start killing random ppl abroad! Why? Well, let's examine the evidence:
NK's Kim: VXed his brother in Malaysia, and was a bit annoying with his nukes threatening the whole region, but later made all good by sending a "beautiful" letter to Pres. Trump. Is basically a saint now.
Russia's Putin: His speciality is poisoning ppl in the UK. Years ago with Pollonium, now using a nerve agent known as Novichok. Probably so it doesn't get too boring and repetitive.
Saudi Crown Prince: May be behind the murder of a dissident journalist. This case is kinda borderline on the "abroad" rule, as it occured in Turkey, but in the Saudi consulate, which is technically Saudi territory under intl. law.
All those guys seem to get by rather well with Trump. Probably because unlike Canada, they didn't sent their men to Afghanistan to fight alongside the US Army there. Think about that!
These days you have to be concerned about a cooling of the Trump-Putin bromance due to the INF thing tho. That would be a great tragedy! Sad!
However, if there's a lesson to be learned here, it's that legalizing Cannabis does not improve your standing with the current White House. Maybe because they sound like they're on drugs 24/7 anyway, so pot doesn't change much.
But to really earn the respect of this president, Canada needs to kill someone (and cover it up). There's no other way, I'm afraid.
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