Turks

[Bereta_Eder]

When cyprus was invaded by the turks it was defended by greeks local inhabitents and venecians who had the rule of the island. Two venecian rulers fought very bravely and led the armies in victory after victory. However it was hopeless beacuse the latin whores didn't send any fleets and the mjuslim hordes were by the millions. When cyprus was conquered a bastard by the name of lala mustafa a muslim b!tch ottoman turk took the two venecian leaders and thanked them and congratulated them for fighting so bravely. But then he decapitated one. And the other he chopped off his ears and nose, made him carry stones to the point of exhaustian, tied him up in the middle of the square and skinned him alife. Then he stuffed his dead flailed skin with hey and paraded it on a horse in the middle of cyprus. Turks.

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[Bereta_Eder]

xecited sheep but no mobius

[Proteus_MST]

When cyprus was invaded by the turks it was defended by greeks local inhabitents and venecians who had the rule of the island. Two venecian rulers fought very bravely and led the armies in victory after victory. However it was hopeless beacuse the latin whores didn't send any fleets and the mjuslim hordes were by the millions. When cyprus was conquered a bastard by the name of lala mustafa a muslim b!tch ottoman turk took the two venecian leaders and thanked them and congratulated them for fighting so bravely. But then he decapitated one. And the other he chopped off his ears and nose, made him carry stones to the point of exhaustian, tied him up in the middle of the square and skinned him alife. Then he stuffed his dead flailed skin with hey and paraded it on a horse in the middle of cyprus. Turks.

Well, they should have learned from Vlad Tepes, called "Dracul" (The Impaler)
When the Ottomans armis stood in front of his borders, he just impaled a huge number of prisonersd and his peasants and put a forest of stakes with impaled bodies at the borders of his small country.
The muslims saw this and then turned away, because they thought, if the ruler of this country did this to his own people, they didn't want to find out, what he would do to foreign invaders

[Bereta_Eder]

I think (but not sure) he impaled the two ottoman emmisaries who came to ask him tribute and then proceeded to impale virtually thousands of turks and bulgars. Basically you looked at him the wrong way? he impaled you! alas his territory was annexed. wallachia was under the administrative seat of the phanariotes in constantinople. I'm sure there were huge anti-ottoman conspiracies that after the light giving greek revolution, came to fruition