My excuses - Serb

[Bereta_Eder]

I called the SO, she said it's not good to drink so much I say: only 3 weeks untill I freck thge right wing so much https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2LG7JXK5mQ

[Bereta_Eder]

20 days of obgigatory leave to go tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i97OkCXwotE

[Bereta_Eder]

20 days of obligatory leave is good in the sense you can listen to whatever you want to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzJEpch-i6A motherfrcuking *****es I want in niow

[Serb]

Don't worry, bro! Stop calling her when you are drunk and she will start calling you instead, trust me!
All girls are the same in their female nature, it's incorrigibly. You may tell her for hours about your love to her, write her poems, do sh!tloads of romantic and crazy things, etc, but she will always take that for granted, like any other girl! You stop doing that for a period of time - she will turn on a "female hunter mode" she has in her head, even despite her own wish (all girls has it) and start fighting for you. Trust me!
So, don't be silly! Don't call her when you are drunk!!!

[Serb]

All you need to conquer a girl's heart is to:
a) F*ck her good
b) Be yourself - a romantic and cynic 50/50.
Be smarter than her. Don't let your feelings to overcome everything! It's pretty hard, but still the best way! Always keep your love for her inside your heart, and show it to her, but still - use your brains to inflame love in hers!
It's a pretty simple formula that works fine since the ice age.

[Serb]

"a" is absolutely necessary!

[Serb]

Bro? Are you ok?

[Sava]

LOL

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[Sava]

He need to make me breakfast

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[Bereta_Eder]

b) Be yourself - a romantic and cynic 50/50.

Jesus christ Bro, I read that and thought this is EXACTLY who I am. And then it dawned on me, you wrote that about me. Yep, that's me you got me. I am like that. I'm ok Bro. I drunk heavily and for two days I was like someone beat me up. But it was vacations. We had a good time with SO. Darn, you described me in that sentence and I thought it was a suggestion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS-PLcAvuhk

[Dinner]

This thread sucks.

[Broken_Erika]