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  • So you are admitting that Donald J Trump is a Muslim? I always thought he was a member of the Church of Satan. Can you prove he isn't a Satanist?
    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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    • He's not just a Muslim, he's the greatest Muslim that has ever been.
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • Is Secret Muslim President like Secret Santa ... but you choose names of co-workers from a hat to determine who you will Jihad?

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        • Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
          So you are admitting that Donald J Trump is a Muslim? I always thought he was a member of the Church of Satan. Can you prove he isn't a Satanist?
          Well he doesn't dress like one, and if he did dress like one to attend a Satanist wedding I wouldn't claim that it was just a costume.
          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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          • Originally posted by Aeson View Post
            Is Secret Muslim President like Secret Santa ... but you choose names of co-workers from a hat to determine who you will Jihad?
            No it means that when Iran nukes Israel the Secret Muslim yells Alura Ahkbar! Not God Bless America! God Damn America!
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post

              No it means that when Iran nukes Israel the Secret Muslim yells Alura Ahkbar! Not God Bless America! God Damn America!
              So, a PotUS who is not a secret muslim would yell "God bless America", when Iran nukes Israel?
              Why would the PotUS do so?
              It sounds like a strange thing to do for the PotUS in this situation
              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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              • Alura Ahkbar must be the Secret Muslim Mother of Supergirl?

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                • Why anyone would expect it to make sense is just plain silly based on experience.
                  It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                  RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                  • So, Trump is Secretly the Sultan of Nambia?
                    I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
                    Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
                    Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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