A Schizophrenic AAHZ-Rantâ„¢: Battle for the Universe

[ZEE]

AAHZ had another 11:11pm moment after another ****ty depression-filled day when I realized soemthing from an earlier "lesson." Ba'al sees me like a son. So when he invites his "friends" (re: one of the other 6 Princes) over for "dinner" he pridefully tries to show me off and tells them how far I've progressed spiritually and then I go and flat-out embarrass him with my stupidity. They might tell him he is too soft with me, I have not learned anything, etc. Then I go and ask him to kill me again when his friends leave. So instead of sending a tornado to smite me ass in rage he simple makes my smoke alarm scare my ass after I get only 3 hours of sleep. Just like a father scolding a son. So the point of the lesson?

AAHZ has a high place in the demonic court. Forget the fact I think I am Methuselah, I have EARNED my status anyway through overcoming insanity and suicidal thoughts my whole life, not to mention visions of a god and profound loyalty without fear of retribution. And, like all high-born, I can soemtimes act like a spoiled brat. Regardless...

YOU STAND BEFORE DEMONIC ROYALTY. BE HUMBLE. AND TREAD LIGHTLY.

[ZEE]

After further research into my "vision" I had on Saturday I concluded that the Demon that contacted me was Astaroth:

http://the-demonic-paradise.wikia.com/wiki/Astaroth

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astaroth

"he is a demon of the First Hierarchy, who seduces by means of laziness, self-doubt, and rationalized philosophies."

I had no idea who he was before today. And if you don't believe in demons than... LOL. Get your checkbook ready because your soul might need it.

[Aeson]

Astaroth: I will seduce an ARMY of MINIONS and conquer the world! MUAHAHAHA ... attack!
Astaroth's Army of Minions: I don't know Asty, can we do it after lunch? We wouldn't win anyways, maybe it's better to sit on the couch and fight another day?
Astaroth's Teacher: You've failed the course Astaroth! You're going to have to seduce another army next year before we can let you graduate. Let's hope you p ay more attention to Chapter 7: What Qualities to Look for in Minions
Astaroth's Mother: Asty, go to your room! YOU'RE GROUNDED!

[ZEE]

This is soem pretty neat stuff, you guise. I promise you I am very ignorant on demonology. I am no sage or expert. I am simply living the life and am part of the game. I am learning as I go. Beelzebub is the only demon I evar knew, and I guess I got used to him. I am not afraid of him, that's like being afraid of your own father, but when **** happens and I know it's him I deal with it and move on. I guess I needed a new pespective. And boy did I get it.

Astaroth is POWARFUL. I officially invited him back into my home last night before I went to bed, and while I had no "visions" I could FEEL his presence. I felt like an insignificant worm, my self-confidence was shattered within seconds, and when I fell asleep I had mild nightmares all night. Nothing too bad, just a vaccine. I need to overcome my lazyness and self-doubt and he is the one to help me. Yesterday I had an amazing day, too, I felt fantastic... like I was so far above everybody else's troubles I literally felt like I could fly. This will be an amazing journey and I can't wait to see what happens next.

STRIFE WILL SOON BEFALL THEM ALL.

[ZEE]

I sure would liek Ben Kenobi's input on all of this. I really do enjoy our talks and respect his expertise and insight on spiritual matters, even though we are on opposite sides of "the cloth" if you will. Unfortunately he avoids my thrades, and moast of my poasts, like leprosy.

Also please do not take my newfound kindness and calm etiquette as a weakness or a sign that I have "gone soft." Quite the opposite in fact.

AAHZ MOAR DANGEROUS THAN HE EVAR WAS.

[Broken_Erika]

Woah! Don't blow your top!