E gejm

[Heresson]

Yts e gejm Aj plejd łyf pipul et enader forum. Yts ebałt rajtin Inglisz es if ju were rajtin in enader languydż.
Soł for egzampuł, Aj rajt "aj" insted of "I" end "gz / ks" insted of "X"
If Inglisz is jor mader tong, rajt yt es if ju łer rajtin in enader langłydź ju noł.

[Proteus_MST]

oh jes isier tu wrait sis wäi
uan uandas wai se inglisch mäik it so komplikäitit and wrait se inglisch laik sei du
Mäibi sei niht a wraitink riform to mäik inglisch wraiting isier, so se gräits of Ju Ess Stjudents in inglisch impruf

[Heresson]

Senk ju for jor riplaj. Aj em suprajzd hałewer et det deres dżast łan replaj. Yts wery saddenin.

[ZEE]

Ich habe gerade furzen

[Proteus_MST]

Gratuliere. Das kommt vom vielen Stackenblochen

[Dinner]

Pig latin.

[DARcness]

aim joor driim meik juu riöl
aim joor ais ven juu mast
juu nou its säd bat...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purge_(novel)#Plot

[N35t0r]

Ai can du dis olsou, bat it is anoiing tu constantli fait de autocorrect.

[EPW]

Iam knot sha rmte nuff ph oar dis gay ma

[Dauphin]

unlern the rools ov spelin an rite lik a kid yo. its lik reedin mi dawters skoolwerk

[Dauphin]

Allso:
- P as in "hiccough"
- O as in "dough"
- T as in "phthisis"
- A as in "neighbour"
- T as in "gazette"
- O as in "plateau"

So potato is spelt: Ghoughphtheightteeau

[self biased]

Spaghetti.

[DARcness]

Raid tö sneik
tu tö leik
ti einsent leik
Tö sneik is long
Seven mails
Its ould
Änits skinis kould

[Bereta_Eder]

*farts*