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  • We will just step over that plastic one day. It's you who buries yourselves, we don't need to bury you.
    You don't learn, you don't think, you don't analyze, you just EAT everything they tell you OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!
    F*cking idiots!
    (((

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    • And you enjoy that sh!t they are feeding you!

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      • So, eat sh!t, Clowns!
        (((

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        • I despise you!
          (((

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          • Sent from my HTC Desire 626 using Tapatalk

            The Wizard of AAHZ

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            • This is what I call "beauty":

              Rest in peace, Chester!((( Your music is eternal!

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              • And you too, Kurt!

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                • I think I finally figured out where Serb gets his posting style:



                  Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks depicts a supposedly historical tableau, set in 1676, and based on the legend of Cossacks sending a reply to an ultimatum of the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, Mehmed IV. The original reply has not survived; however, in the 1870s an amateur ethnographer from Yekaterinoslav (today Dnipropetrovsk), Ya. Novitsky, found a copy made in the 18th century. He gave it to historian Dmytro Yavornytsky (1855-1940), who by chance read it to his guests, among whom was the painter Ilya Repin. Repin became curious about the story and in 1880 started the first of his studies.[citation needed]

                  The Cossacks of the Zaporozhian Cossacks (from 'beyond the rapids', Ukrainian: za porohamy), inhabiting the lands around the lower Dnieper River in Ukraine, had defeated Ottoman Empire forces in battle. However, Mehmed demanded that the Cossacks submit to Turkish rule. The Cossacks, led by Ivan Sirko, replied in an uncharacteristic manner: they wrote a letter, replete with insults and profanities. The painting exhibits the Cossacks' pleasure at striving to come up with ever more base vulgarities. During Repin's time, the Cossacks enjoyed great popular sympathy. Repin also admired them: "All that Gogol wrote about them is true! A holy people! No one in the world held so deeply freedom, equality, and fraternity."[1]

                  Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks:

                  As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians - I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.

                  --Turkish sultan Mehmed IV

                  The Cossacks' reply came as a stream of invective and vulgar rhymes, parodying the Sultan's titles:

                  Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

                  O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a *****, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, **** your mother.

                  You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-****er of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

                  So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

                  - koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
                  No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                  • Brilliant!
                    I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
                    Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
                    Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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                    • And guess who was right at the end of the day?
                      Last edited by Serb; June 17, 2018, 03:25.

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                      • I just back from Turkey and I love this country as well as my brothers here.

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                        • Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                          "goat-****er of Alexandria"
                          - my favorite part!

                          Russians are so creative when it comes to swearing! No one can defeat us in that sport. Germans are second best! I give them that)))

                          "Да разъебись ты с ебучей проебью, блядское козлопроебище, мерзкое троепиздище, охуевшая поебень из под ногтей, перепиздяченная невъебенной поебенью в свою откупоренную сосалку". Try to translate that

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                          • I did, but I don't dare post the result...
                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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