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Many believe there was a series of terrible mishaps during her speech, but here's what really happened: It was all set up as a false flag ops by Boris Johnson and Michael Gove to make her look bad.
Obviously they influenced the micro climate at the point where May stood so the air was incredibly dry there. But May saw this conspiracy coming, and was prepared: her Chancellor finally handed her a cough sweet - think about this, there's a major policy speech, and the Chancellor is handing out sweets??? Obviously something like his has to be prepared, I say!
So in the end she managed to turn it around, and instead of making her look bad she earns sympathies now. Cough.
In an obviously unrelated note, I obviously do think Brit tv commentators/media folks are using "obviously" far too often. That's plain obvious to anyone who's obviously watching tv. Obviously, if things are obviously obvious you don't need to blah ages about them. Tell us something that's less obvious instead! I thought that's obvious!?
Obviously they influenced the micro climate at the point where May stood so the air was incredibly dry there. But May saw this conspiracy coming, and was prepared: her Chancellor finally handed her a cough sweet - think about this, there's a major policy speech, and the Chancellor is handing out sweets??? Obviously something like his has to be prepared, I say!
So in the end she managed to turn it around, and instead of making her look bad she earns sympathies now. Cough.
In an obviously unrelated note, I obviously do think Brit tv commentators/media folks are using "obviously" far too often. That's plain obvious to anyone who's obviously watching tv. Obviously, if things are obviously obvious you don't need to blah ages about them. Tell us something that's less obvious instead! I thought that's obvious!?
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