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  • I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

    Swarms of Octopus are taking over the world's oceans



    Something strange is happening to the oceans. As coral reefs wither and fisheries collapse, octopuses are multiplying like mad. As soon as they perceive weakness, they will amass an army and invade the land, too.
    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
    [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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    I do too. Octopus is especially good grilled with some salt, pepper, oregano, and a little red wine vinegar.
    “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

    ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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    • #3
      This is also great news for ppl working in the octopants industry.
      Blah

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      • #4
        too chewy. No taste. It's like eating rubber.
        The Wizard of AAHZ

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        • #5
          Guess that means that mighty Cthulhu is slowly awakening from his slumber in the sunken city of R'lyeh and sends out his spawn in order to prepare the world to be taken over



          Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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          • #6
            hey I didn't know lovecraft got inspired from the greek gods of the underworld (cthonic gods) to name cthulu!
            cool

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            • #7
              this brought to my mind the corinthian gulf which is now full of medusae.
              a product of human intervension (overfishing).

              You go to swim and there's a bazzilion of garguantian jellyfish, semi dead and harmless but still not very enticing to swim in those waters.

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              • #8
                I'm...pretty sure those are cuttlefish.
                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                • #9
                  I bet you a big fan of tanticle rape anime too. Thus why you are so welcoming.
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #10
                    Octopussies!
                    I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
                    Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
                    Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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