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AAHZ: The Relapse
So soem of you may have noticed my toned-down poasts this month. No calling Elok a nerd. No man-boobs in he word-thrade. No threatening to ban Ming. Why, you may ask? I am hesitant to answer, but knowing what I know now, the repercussions be damned. I'm ready... 
I am being trained by Beelzebub. That's right. Thing is, I was always being trained, I just nevar knew it. Trained for what, I still don't know. Maybe I am his son, maybe I am cursed, who knows. And it took 40 years of having my body and mind broken before I realized the first lesson... Humility. All the horrible **** in my life could have been avoided had I realized this. With this knowledge I now have, my entire perspective on life has changed. With no ego, an ego cannot be bruised. There is no depression. There is no seeking glory and fame. And let me say soem supernatural **** has happened to AAHZ at work, and in daily life that proves my theory. I am dangerous. I will not get into specifics.
I thought this was all another AAHZ-Delusionâ„¢ since I didn't take my pills for 2 weeks when I discovered this. Then I took my pills and I still believed it. It is now a religious conviction. And why humility, you ask? Why would soemone who is being trained by Ba'al be the opposite of what you would expect: a blithering, blathering, ego maniac? It actually makes perfect sense. If I am right, and I do have the powar of Beelzebub flowing through me, he would WANT soemone who can HANDLE such a demanding and gracious honor. All these raving lunatics you see on the street? All these so-called devil-worshippers you see dressed in black with their painted fingernails and their pentagram-rituals? They cannot handle this type of powar. They may have even tried to conjure him up, to their misery. I am not even sure of the powar I have, but it seems to be centered on living beings. Controlling people's emotions and health, moastly subconsciously and after the fact. Hard to explain since I really do not have a handle on it yet myself. After all I have only now learned the first lesson.
So what kind of teacher is Beelzebub? He is a ruthless cheater. He feeds your delusions and thoughts so you fail. He destroys things in your life. He sends "demons" after you in the form of nasty people. But I have gotten now to where I can spot a "Ba'al thought" coming on and shut it down. Moastly these are what-if scenarios. He loves those. And I can now defeat any demon he throws at me by being humble and knowing that he is doing this for a reason. And if he destroys moar of my stuff, thank you. That is an impoartant lesson of not being so dependent on material things.
This is big time baby. This is soem high-powared super-duper shiznit going on right now. And I am only making this thrade for 2 reasons: I have been drinking, and I want to poast soem of my videos.
NO GOING BACK NOW.
I am being trained by Beelzebub. That's right. Thing is, I was always being trained, I just nevar knew it. Trained for what, I still don't know. Maybe I am his son, maybe I am cursed, who knows. And it took 40 years of having my body and mind broken before I realized the first lesson... Humility. All the horrible **** in my life could have been avoided had I realized this. With this knowledge I now have, my entire perspective on life has changed. With no ego, an ego cannot be bruised. There is no depression. There is no seeking glory and fame. And let me say soem supernatural **** has happened to AAHZ at work, and in daily life that proves my theory. I am dangerous. I will not get into specifics.
I thought this was all another AAHZ-Delusionâ„¢ since I didn't take my pills for 2 weeks when I discovered this. Then I took my pills and I still believed it. It is now a religious conviction. And why humility, you ask? Why would soemone who is being trained by Ba'al be the opposite of what you would expect: a blithering, blathering, ego maniac? It actually makes perfect sense. If I am right, and I do have the powar of Beelzebub flowing through me, he would WANT soemone who can HANDLE such a demanding and gracious honor. All these raving lunatics you see on the street? All these so-called devil-worshippers you see dressed in black with their painted fingernails and their pentagram-rituals? They cannot handle this type of powar. They may have even tried to conjure him up, to their misery. I am not even sure of the powar I have, but it seems to be centered on living beings. Controlling people's emotions and health, moastly subconsciously and after the fact. Hard to explain since I really do not have a handle on it yet myself. After all I have only now learned the first lesson.
So what kind of teacher is Beelzebub? He is a ruthless cheater. He feeds your delusions and thoughts so you fail. He destroys things in your life. He sends "demons" after you in the form of nasty people. But I have gotten now to where I can spot a "Ba'al thought" coming on and shut it down. Moastly these are what-if scenarios. He loves those. And I can now defeat any demon he throws at me by being humble and knowing that he is doing this for a reason. And if he destroys moar of my stuff, thank you. That is an impoartant lesson of not being so dependent on material things.
This is big time baby. This is soem high-powared super-duper shiznit going on right now. And I am only making this thrade for 2 reasons: I have been drinking, and I want to poast soem of my videos.
NO GOING BACK NOW.
THE 'BUB
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