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    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40155229
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  • #2
    Smart. If you throw the lawn mower in just the right way, its angular momentum should be able to cancel out the angular momentum of the tornado.
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    • #3
      Plus the tornado will take care of all the grass clippings, so no need for raking!

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      • #4
        Who rakes nowadays?

        (I do, but only to mulch my garden)
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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        • #5
          My theory is that the air movement the guy created when mowing did cause for the Tornado in the first place! Butterfly effect etc.

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          • #6
            It would heave been an even better picture if he was using a leaf blower.
            I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
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            • #7
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              • #8
                Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                Who rakes nowadays?

                (I do, but only to mulch my garden)
                Tornadoes are hard on mulch

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BeBro View Post
                  My theory is that the air movement the guy created when mowing did cause for the Tornado in the first place! Butterfly effect etc.
                  Pretty sure the butterfly has to be in Japan or maybe Brazil for that to work.
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                  • #10
                    What if the air movement from his lawn mower influenced a butterfly in Japan to flutter its wings?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Aeson View Post

                      Tornadoes are hard on mulch
                      Yes, yes they are.
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #12
                        The guy and his wife say the tornado was further away than it looks. Still...
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                        • #13
                          that was staged, no way I'd be mowing while that was going by

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                          • #14
                            TBH I thought it's photoshopped first.
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                            • #15
                              Actually, I did also until i went to the link
                              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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