It's more fun in the Philistines...

[ZEE]

You got Goliath, the biggest baddest giant. You got Ekron, a powarful city-state. And of course you got Beelzebub (Ba'al Zebul,) the moast kick-ass god still around today. The Philistines rule!

MANDATORY DEVIL-WORSHIPING AAHZ-BANGERâ„¢

[giblets]

Goliath got his ass handed to him by some kid with a slingshot lol

[ZEE]

Gribbler that was the last straw. You have dropped many straws before but that was the big one. Do you understand me Gribbler?

So I have no choice but to throw down the gauntlet. We are about to have an epic flamewar. The Flamewar of All Flamewars. In 30 years people will be coming back to this thrade to see the carnage and damage that will take place here, Gribbler. You have stepped in the wrong pile of doo-doo. I'l even let you have the first poast. AAHZ vs. Gribbler.

and...

GO!

[giblets]

you smell funny

[BeBMan]

I very much suppoart this move to bring poly copycats back to their former glory

[Broken_Erika]

I got Satan, on a CD. And i bought seven, and got one free. It was part of the nevil, from the guy that looks like the devil. So now it's time for evil in your ear.
-Pilz-E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xVVCYH63qQ&index=97&list=PL7D905F555A6763A5

[Aeson]

Was Samson the first expat to marry a Philistina?