what should i buy?

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

i need more
i VR WITH A SIDE OF BACON INJECTED INTO MY FACE

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

I CAN BUILD A TOWN FOR REALA

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

I CAN BUY A BOAT AND GO EVERYWHERE

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

SCALE
rates
rates
rates

you cant YOU CANNOT LOL unless you clear your throatttt

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

i can start a cult

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

i can build elite people

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

I can be a nation

a future nation

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

not because i am great
no

those things just cost money
i like to buy things

i can swipe
they will never say no

they are addicted

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

I literally cannot outspend myself unless i buys big things like cars houses... maybe sports teams in a few years

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

i almost bought a $60 million hospital

FOR ZERO DOWN


just because i'm a ****ing bosssss

"if this was 2006"
"nothing? you dont want to put anything down?"
"but OIG blahbity"

**** NO


**** YOU


YOU NEED ME



damn right zero down

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

guess what I got next... it's boring as ****


BILLING COMPANY



and i don't know a goddam thing other than LOL$$

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

mitch mcconel aid has limpwrist

shake hands like litle ****ING GIRL

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

we had field rep call his manager via butt dial and brag about the "weed laced with crack: they were gonna smoke

good one GENIUS
enjoy unemployement
FIRED

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

boomer men
jesus christ you ****ing dumbasses

most entitled ****heads i ever met in my life

useless

can't program their ****ing VCRs flashing 12:00

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

white.... booomer.... men... that is

****ing... go play some golf and step aside

you ****ed up things enough

you can't run ****

you're stupid

you're offensive

your jokes suck



maybe one out of 20 has self awareness