Dutch cows expelled from turkey and innocent oranges getting slaughtered

[Proteus_MST]

Dutch cows get expelled from turkey, due to the worsening relations between turkey and the netherlands

https://www.yahoo.com/news/turkey-ex...144746883.html


Elsewhere in turkey turkish protesters burned the french flag in protest against the netherlands (maybe they should have watched Sheldons "Fun with Flags" more often to learn about the differences between the french and the dutch flag )

https://www.rt.com/viral/380509-turk...rn-wrong-flag/


Also turkish protesters (in false assumption that the name of the dutch monarchy, Oranje, has anything to do with oranges) slaughter innocent oranges and drink their juice

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-39254904

I have to admit that more and more I get the feeling that our current reality is straight from the script of a comedy writer

[Aeson]

That's awful. I say we boycott turkey for Thanksgiving this year in protest

[Egbert]

slaughter innocent oranges and drink their juice

I like to do this.

[Aeson]

There are no innocent oranges. All oranges are pregnant ... usually after impregnating themselves.

[BeBMan]

A hundred years ago such a row could have caused war. Fortunately this time only the oranges get slaughtered

[Proteus_MST]

One has to admit that drinking orange juice as protest is a really healthy form of protest

[BeBMan]

To retaliate I had a cup of coffee this morning. That will show Erdo

Of course I'm having coffee every day. But now it gets political...

[Egbert]

I have also had a cup of coffee.

Let us all have a cup of coffee to teach that monster a lesson!

[BeBMan]

I even had coffee _and_ a croissant this morning! :rage: