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I've tried to hit all the bases, but this presidency is so weird I'm afraid to say no others are possible.
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11Voted out in four27.27%3Gone in eight0%0Natural death in office0%0Impeachment27.27%3Assassination0%0Coup (possibly led by Sarah Silverman)0%0Voluntary resignation18.18%2Mysteriously vanishes0%0Office becomes obsolete with disintegration of US18.18%2Never (discovers immortality/transcends with Planet)9.09%1Transforms into a giant banana0%0Other0%0 -
Yeah, don't see an abducted by aliens option.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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"I Donald J Trump, having completed all my campaign promises in the first month, am leaving to go Make The Apprentice Great Again. Arnold, You're Fired!"Comment
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Considered it, decided "mysteriously vanishes" would be a decent fit for that, the Douchebag Rapture, spontaneous combustion, getting killed and eaten in an insane coke-fueled gay cannibal orgy with Milo and Steve, and various other destroyed-by-his-own-weirdness options.Originally posted by Lorizael View PostComment
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60% chance he doesn't get re-elected, 38% chance he wins re-election, 2% chance he dies or is impeached in his first term.Comment
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Depends on the economy, but otherwise the dems are going to destroy themselves.
Really hope the economy doesn't crash because if it does we are looking at a really f'd up radical leftist becoming president in 4.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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I reconsidered everything and now it's clear that Trump's election can mean only one thing: DRAGONS!!!BlahComment
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Maybe he will be recalled to the Underworld. (Latin Orcus - deity of the Underworld)There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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In a box, one way or another.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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He will never ever leave office.
Any news of him having left office will be fake news
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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He will be raptured to the eternal White House.Comment
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