Some people

[Bereta_Eder]

bit off bats' heads.
I can't even muster the courage to chase a pigeon out of the upstairs storage area

[Bereta_Eder]

I'm gonna do it

REFUSE/RESIST (the pigeon)

[Bereta_Eder]

First let's have a beer

[Bereta_Eder]

Ok PIGEON GET READY

[Bereta_Eder]

Freck it I'll do it at dawn.
Not wise to tempt the beast at night
And the beer is too good

[Bereta_Eder]

Let's have another
and they don't make songs like these anymore

[Bereta_Eder]

Hmmm I wonder. I think if there is a strong sound like flushing the toilet the pigeon flies away....


Hm... and it's raining heavily... I probably should do something. The window must be compromised

[Bereta_Eder]

Hey pigeon... I'm studying you....


You won;t get away from me (or rather you will)

[Bereta_Eder]

Ok I'm going to take a piss and flush the toilet.


Then I;m opening the door.


You better NOT be there

[Bereta_Eder]

Couldn't do it.
I'm going to go out and buy wine

[Proteus_MST]

Remember ... the hypothesis that pigeons are peaceful is false ...
if you put 2 pigeons into a such small space that they cannot retreat from each other, one of the 2 pigeons will lie dead on the ground the next day ... they know no mercy

[Bereta_Eder]

Aaaah!!

Why would you say that?

But I'm no pigeon! I'm a man!

Ok here's the connudrum (dilema).

I flushed the toilet. There is no single sound.

BUT I have the head phones on so I can't be 100% sure.


Ok. Got the wine.

I'm gonna do it!!!

(in due time)

[Proteus_MST]

Aaaah!!

Why would you say that?

But I'm no pigeon! I'm a man!

....

That makes it even more dangerous ...
humans rank very low in the pigeons ****ting order

[Bereta_Eder]

It did look at me like I was nothing.....

But I'm determined

[Bereta_Eder]

There will be people here tomorrow morning.

But it would be so cool if I chased it off myself

(the wine is goood)