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  • #16
    Was the original point of Christmas to get a bunch of presents from a jolly fat man breaking into your house?

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    • #17
      The idea of Santa Claus originated historically from the age of Vikings, when Einarrgud Kidisson came home from an extensive tour of plundering. He had put all the stuff he had stolen into a big bag, and his mantle was red from the blood of all those people that struggled to understand his concept of christmas. However, his kids loved it, and so it became a yearly institution.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Aeson View Post
        Was the original point of Christmas to get a bunch of presents from a jolly fat man breaking into your house?
        You still believe that he actually believes in American values?
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • #19
          Originally posted by BeBro View Post
          The idea of Santa Claus originated historically from the age of Vikings, when Einarrgud Kidisson came home from an extensive tour of plundering. He had put all the stuff he had stolen into a big bag, and his mantle was red from the blood of all those people that struggled to understand his concept of christmas. However, his kids loved it, and so it became a yearly institution.
          Well, that does sound more American ...

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
            You still believe that he actually believes in American values?
            Of course. Santa is the ultimate American. He:

            Moves his production out of the US to take advantage of tax havens and a workforce that has no other options, just like American corporations.

            Has stealth technology which he uses to fly over other countries undetected, just like the CIA and Air Force.

            Has intelligence gathering on everything we do or say, just like the NSA.

            Is fat, like Americans.

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            • #21
              You forgot that he's white, or is he black now?
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #22
                Have you ever looked at Santa? He has white at the very tip top of his cap ... white trim on his hat ... white hair on the top of his head ... no black can rise above the belt. And what do bad children get? Coal. Which is black. He's definitely racist.

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                • #23
                  Does he give the good children free cell phones?
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • #24
                    Sometimes, if they're really good.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                      Sometimes, if they're really good.
                      And oppressed by the old Kwanzaphobic Santa?
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                        Have you ever looked at Santa? He has white at the very tip top of his cap ... white trim on his hat ... white hair on the top of his head ... no black can rise above the belt. And what do bad children get? Coal. Which is black. He's definitely racist.
                        he looks like a magic mushroom

                        reindeer are fond of the stuff, they enjoy tripping too

                        the chimney? Siberian homes usually get snowed in so they build a roof entrance

                        the tree? thats where the lil mushrooms like to grow

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                          Of course. Santa is the ultimate American. He:

                          Moves his production out of the US to take advantage of tax havens and a workforce that has no other options, just like American corporations.

                          Has stealth technology which he uses to fly over other countries undetected, just like the CIA and Air Force.

                          Has intelligence gathering on everything we do or say, just like the NSA.

                          Is fat, like Americans.
                          No, he must be Australian. he:

                          - breaks into houses

                          - looks like he is drunk

                          - sneaks around after dark

                          - he is fat

                          - he leaves to work to everyone else (elves)

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