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  • Our New Ambassador to the Czech Republic

    You can't make this stuff up...

    In an interview in the New York Post on Sunday, President-elect Donald Trump’s ex-wife Ivana Trump said that she would like to be appointed ambassador to the Czech Republic.

    During the interview Ivana boasted that she was “quite known all around the world.”

    “Not only in America,” she added, “I have written three books, and they were translated in 40 countries in 25 languages. I’m known by the name Ivana. I really did not need the name Trump.”

    Ivana suggested that she would be ambassador for the Czech Republic, because that “is where I’m from and my language and everybody knows me.”

    Normally, it would be easy to dismiss a President’s ex-wife claiming that she would make a good ambassador to a country on the grounds that she speaks the language, but this is a presidency in which the president’s children are somehow allowed to stay on and manage his global business empire, so anything is possible.

    Elsewhere in the interview Ivana — who certainly knows Donald Trump’s habits better than just about anybody — provided some insight into what a Trump presidency might look like.

    First she reassured the nation’s nervous interior decorating enthusiasts by saying, “I don’t think he’s going to do gold leafing in the White House.” But she did say that she doubted that Trump would be willing to truly leave his Trump Tower apartment and live in the White House full time.

    Not that Ivana blames him. “To be perfectly honest,” she said “I think probably the Trump Tower and my town house in New York is much better than the White House.

    Ivana also intimated that the commander-in-chief’s busy travel schedule would be hell for the president-elect: “Donald is like a good French wine. He doesn’t like to be moved and traveled. The last 18 months, he traveled as much as he ever has in his life. Thank God he has his private plane, but still, it was brutal.”
    My favorite line... “To be perfectly honest,” she said “I think probably the Trump Tower and my town house in New York is much better than the White House"
    And she doubts Trump will live in the White House full time.

    The late night comedians are going to love the next 4 years.
    Keep on Civin'
    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    First American Emperor.

    It was about time.
    Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
    GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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    • #3
      Thank God he has his private plane, but still, it was brutal.
      Thank god indeed for these small everyday mercies..

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      • #4
        I saw this thread coming...from Illinois.
        Like Trump would be the first. Obama didn't. No wait...
        Clinton didn't. Oh wait...
        Carter didn't. No, that's not right.
        Well Kennedy didn't. Ok, wait a minute.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Will HRC be appointed ambassador to Libya?
          Graffiti in a public toilet
          Do not require skill or wit
          Among the **** we all are poets
          Among the poets we are ****.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by onodera View Post
            Will HRC be appointed ambassador to Libya?
            To be fair that would be extremely funny.

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            • #7
              Best solution ever, someone start a petition!
              Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
              GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by onodera View Post
                Will HRC be appointed ambassador to Libya?
                That would be an awesome burn.
                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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