results thread [us elections]

[Sava]

Clinton trailing only by 14k now in Michigan.

[Aeson]

He's up in the popular vote because only 21% of California has reported in yet. So Hillary at +1% is probably about right.

MI, PA, and NH are all tossups still. Problem is that only gets Hillary to a tie.

[N35t0r]

He's even leading the popular vote by 1.1% at the moment.

California is only 20% in. That won't affect the college, but it will skew pop vote.

[Edit:] x-post

[Sava]

That tie scenario creeps up if Clinton wins PA, MI, and NH but loses AZ and WI

[Sava]

NV for Clinton. Called faster than I thought, but okay.

[notyoueither]

Dow crashed. Perfect time to buy.

Liquidate everything. You'll make a good return in 6 months.

How's this for psychotic investment advice?

[Thoth]

Spoken like a true Trumpist!

America, give us your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to us, We lift Our lamp beside the golden door!

Thoth, you weren't born here, were you? Tsk, tsk. Didn't you here the Tredeau said we must have more immigrants!

Yankeestan will be sending their worst people to us. We're not talking hard working immigrants here, we're talking bankers and lawyers and douchbag Clinton supporters and welfare bums.

Tredeau was talking about the good kind of immigrant who get minimum wage jobs at Tim Hortons not the dregs of Yankeestan kind of immigrant.

[N35t0r]

PA is down to single K difference. Wow.

[Aeson]

Yankeestan will be sending their worst people to us. We're not talking hard working immigrants here, we're talking bankers and lawyers and douchbag Clinton supporters and welfare bums.

Tredeau was talking about the good kind of immigrant who get minimum wage jobs at Tim Hortons not the dregs of Yankeestan kind of immigrant.

[Aeson]

NH just flipped to Clinton.

[Sava]

How's this for psychotic investment advice?

my ROI > yours

and I'm only 36

[Sava]

Washtenaw county in Michigan has only reported 15%. It is a Democratic stronghold. When that update goes through, Michigan will go Clinton.

[Sava]

the fact that this election is this close makes me sad for humanity

[Aeson]

AZ isn't looking very likely. AK may be Hillary's last (not very good) hope.

[Uncle Sparky]

Yankeestan will be sending their worst people to us. We're not talking hard working immigrants here, we're talking bankers and lawyers and douchbag Clinton supporters and corporate welfare bums.

Trudeau was talking about the good kind of immigrant who get minimum wage jobs at Tim Hortons not the dregs of Yankeestan kind of immigrant.

Dolphins are leaving earth... "so long, and thanks for all the fish."