justice?

[Sava]

so some punks were dumping beers out of their car in front of my house

they tossed four cans in my yard

they sat there for a while

i got very incensed

their vehicle was suddenly attacked

an unknown assailant was hitting their car with a slingshot (i guesS?)

then, that person (man or woman, who knows) threw big handfuls of rocks with a very satisfying CLICKPOPOPOPOPOTHUD as it hit their car

but this person was very stealthy

i couldn't even tell where they were



so they sat in the car, probably wondering wtf was happening

they stood there

i found it hilarious

so i grabbed a beer and rolled two blunts with tobacco

i sat on my porch with a lawn chair and watched to see if they would emerge from the vehicle

sadly, they did not

by the time i got to my second blunt, they drove off

i waved and yelled "bye!"


i of course was upset that someone dumped beer in my yard and littered

but some justice minded individual acted on their own accord

and i fear they may have empty beer bottles at the ready if that white chevy comes driving around again

this is a quiet neighborhood

at 217am, it's hard to be the only car in the neighborhood and not be heard

i left my front door wide open and music blaring

this neighborhood, you never know

someone could walk in and die by massive gunshot wounds

i mean, a person's castle is their home

what a world we live in huh

[Sava]

is this a dream or is it reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll hard to say i just woke up?

[Sava]

i got yo plates

i got those motion activated 4k cameras that got you

probably mommy and daddy's car

i'll find you on facebook

and cans of becks?

really?

****ing kids

[Sava]

perpetual dreamstate ftw

[Sava]

alsp. share some stories about your fellow beighhgors justice activities

and by neighbors i mean "neighbors" bnecause lets not worry about statuttes of limitations here friends

this is for entertainment purposes

i am a vietnameses spambot

[Sava]

and i ****ing hate bitter ass ipa's but that's all there is around here WTFAACK

[self biased]

because it's easy to drown your beer in hops and call it an ipa. The hops masks a lot of errors in the brewing process.

[Lorizael]

Many moons ago, when I was a kid and still living at home, a major snowstorm swept through town. My brothers spent hours shoveling out a parking spot, but then didn't claim it with a chair or some other sign of ownership. Later, a neighbor came in and parked in the spot. My brothers, incensed, shoveled a new spot, dumped all the shoveled snow behind the parked car, and poured buckets of ice water over the snow so the whole thing froze over night.

Later that year the HOA instituted assigned parking.

[Ming]

In Chicago, you NEVER NEVER NEVER take a shoveled out space that was marked.
What your brothers did was nothing compared to what would happen if you did that in Chicago

[Sava]

berwyn is weird because of the street cleaning

each side of the street is empty at least once a week for it

and they get big erections when it comes to enforcement

9:01am and ticket

if a car sits on that day and manages to make it for a week, that 7th day, they tow your ass

i play a game on thu/fri and sit on my porch watching my neighbors get tickets

it's fun

[Sava]

my plan next time someone tries to park and make my yard their bar.... i'm going to pull my suv out of the garage and roll up about an inch off their bumper... i'm going to leave my car running with the lights (and brights) on behind them... i'm going to get out... expand my folding chair... sit on my porch... and wait for something to happen

take an aggressive action towards me

do it

i dare you

[Sava]

also, they probably live close by

if so, i'm going to find that white chevy on my morning walk

i just like knowing things

[Sava]

THIS IS MY GODDAMN HYOUSE AND I"M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND PAY OUT MY ASS FOR THIS THING THAT THING AND NOT SEEK JUSTICE

[Sava]

just remember... for sport, i played a game that allowed me to seek justice on a regular basis

and i miss it

last fight was against the mount prospect fire department

those wimps

we killed them 12-3

the brawling was dumb because everyone had face shields

i mean, really

****ing old bastards

dont' fall and twist an ankle

then it is desk duty for you

[Sava]

i should have spammed more about this last night

this is a good one