i'm relevant :)

[Sava]

also

beholden to zero investors

S&S



Our policy on outside investment is....
"hi, i'm a rich capitalist pig with money"
me:
sure I can sell you a highly profitable business (teehee, apple sells iphones because the next one is better than the previous)

investment creep: "omggg i luvvvv it. addicted, give me more"

me: sure

(BY NOW, I have sold my startup)

investment creep: damn dude, this **** is good, give me more

me: sure

/gives startup

investment creep: MOARRRRRRRRRR

me: k last time

investment creep: WAT well okay, i'm happy with what i got

me: k good




oh look... a new startup

competition

what's this?

completely new and original processes

designed to operate much more efficiently







you see the key is to not give them the best right away

I save the best for myself

and use it to kill off what was meant to die



meanwhile, i have your marbles


have a nice day

[Sava]

maybe someday



these things take time

[Sava]

i dont want to subject my wife to this right now

goddam sativas get me going


WOOOOO DOGGIES

[Sava]

also, my wife is pretty much going to be oprah

can you imagine a liberal trump...

first african american woman president FTW

[Sava]

i'm going to be the best first gentleman

butmaybe not the first first gentleman

i'm going to bleach the **** out of everything when i get there

[Sava]

probably just convert the space into a homeless shelter

or anything more productive than a monument to ****heels

[Sava]

and i'm going to develop my own land in the south pacific somewhere

literally make a country by creating the land... filling in ocean, tapping into magma deposits... growing the land...

the first step of the new era is engineering our own planet as we would the landscape in our front yard

that's long term

[Sava]

deep tunnels will be drilled, geo thermal energies will be utilized as a byproduct

every project has multiple uses and are economic positive feedback systems

you plant the seed and it grows

a seed has all the instructions necessary to grow into a magnificent specimen

while people may be able to genetically engineer the instructions for DNA one day, I am focused on engineering seeds designed to grow organizations

it is just a question of do i have enough time to plant them all

[Sava]

asteroids will be mined

launch facilities will utilize a vacuum chamber with a long tunnel

power will be fed from the geo thermal generators

into accelerators

think of roller coasters

but turned vertical

acceptable accelerations

and then released from the system with sufficient energy to escape

then, a rendevous with a secondary orbital station, solar power accelerator, or docking bay where vehicles dock with ion drive tugs

the tugs are built in space

for less the cost of the space shuttle, we will build this

it will take 20 years for the system to be built and function as designed

beyond that, automated supply chains will feed construction systems designed to grow exponentially

we will set the stage for our organization to become the first "solar super power"

that's dangerous and scary, but it is in the works

[Sava]

this thread is not serious and of course just for fun

[Lorizael]

we grow 10x every six months

By my calculations, Sava will have consumed the Earth in just a decade. He must be stopped.

[ZEE]

Hey, you guise.

I am just poasting in a Sava thrade so people can see me and raise my popularity.

[Sava]

i'm going to give you a lot of money one day just to see what you'd do with it

[self biased]

get ready guys

lots of Sava brands are going to be entering the marketplace

we can't be friends anymore if at least one of those brands isn't an apolyton joke.

[rah]

I can see the tagline now.
So strong it will make you paranoid and delusional. Kenobired.
Warning, it may make you a bigot.