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    They wrote this back to the government after they asked them if they could use their land.
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

  • #2
    Dicks, just like you.
    "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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    • #3
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      • #4
        Originally posted by dannubis View Post
        Dicks, just like you.
        Don't you mean just like the government? ... Dick
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • #5
          great

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          • #6
            should be a campaign ad

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            • #7
              Anyone who can't laugh at well-done satire (no matter the target and your own political leanings) is a poopyhead.
              The dogmas of the quiet past, are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty…we will be remembered in spite of ourselves… The fiery trial through which we pass, will light us down, in honor or dishonor, to the last generation… We shall nobly save, or meanly lose, the last best hope of earth.
              - A. Lincoln

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              • #8
                Oh, I can laugh at it.

                But I also am sure that Kid is too stupid to understand it was satire. But I should have put the in there so even numbnuts could understand it.
                "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by dannubis View Post
                  Oh, I can laugh at it.

                  But I also am sure that Kid is too stupid to understand it was satire. But I should have put the in there so even numbnuts could understand it.
                  Since I laughed at it (see OP), you must feel pretty stupid right now (assuming that you have the capacity to recognize your own stupidity and feel ashamed for it).
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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