I think I've finally figured out how to troll you people...

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

...Or at least this always drove the p***as F*****g nuts - making a big deal of my PC.

With this post:

How do you keep a gribbler in suspense?

-I believe I rolled over to Emperor - about 400 posts late thanks to a mysterious PCR years ago Illuminatus knows absolutely nothing about, 'cause that would be dishonest when it was over something in his imagination somewhere else. -Well anyway, it was a long time ago in another folder, and besides, the ***** nipped off to Yugoslavia before he got caught.

[Kidlicious]

Learning to troll is a great accomplishment

[Elok]

Alternative thread titles:

"I think I've finally figured out how to have sex with a prostitute"
"I think I've finally figured out how to get newspaper to burn"
"I think I've finally figured out how to get peanut butter out of a jar"
"I think I've finally figured out how to tell if there are crickets in an area at night"
"I think I've finally figured out how to read a digital clock"

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

"I think I've finally figured out that these replies are a little hostile"

[loinburger]

Trolling the Russians is a lot more interesting than trolling Urban Ranger (whose responses were embarrassingly predictable - "so what if China is [whatever China is doing], at least we didn't nuke Hiroshima "), I just wish they were sober enough to reply more often

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

...Maybe you have to be involved, 'cause I don't find it all that interesting to spectate. Russians are natural trolls, I've found, but Serb does it like a semi-literate 'Merican, if you ask me. More sarcasm and dry wit, less "Come at me, bro."...

[loinburger]

Serb is basically a Russian version of Kidicious

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

I dunno - Serb's really into the picking fights; Kid just doesn't turn down the fights that he knows will inevitably happen when he expresses an offensive opinion... It sorta amounts to the same thing, I guess, but there's a significant difference in the enthusiasm brought to it...

[Lorizael]

Spending a lot of time figuring out how to troll us makes you look like a more articulate AAHZ. Maybe try something else?

[Elok]

Buncle is a nerd. [/obligatory]

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Thanks Elok!


Lori it's been slow, and I was just excusing mentioning my PC rank elevation by claiming it was a troll. -But I made Emperor in three weeks as newb at the opening of the Frog Pond, just to give you an idea of how impressed I actually am with my achievement here.

Too, I find thinking/talking about trolling more interesting than doing it, or reading most of what passes for it. It's like trying to figure out what makes Republicans tick - something I also give considerable thought for reasons of knowlege is power. Trolling, in whatever degree, intensity and style, is part of our culture, -even at my own place where I don't get to do it much, more due to the senses of humor of the friends available than policy- and I'm an intense student of our community's forum culture going all the way back.

Don't take what trolling I actually do very seriously, because I sure don't...

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

and I'm an intense student of our community's forum culture going all the way back.

That's a cry for help if ever I saw one.

[self biased]

this thread is profoundly disappointing. I'm honestly not sure what I expected, but it wasn't this.

[ZEE]

AAHZ is poasting in a thrade with my name in it, you guise!

[-Jrabbit]

Like a dog marking its territory?