“A pie has pastry all around it. This is clearly all the fault of the EU,” said one disgusted man on Twitter.
“Next thing you know they’ll be wanting me to eat quiche, chips and gravy. It’s just not right.”
It’s thought the rioting began after a cafe in Salisbury was rumoured to be selling a pie that only had a pastry lid. Word quickly spread on social media and before long the city was in flames, with the rest of the UK plunging into chaos a few hours later.
“Next thing you know they’ll be wanting me to eat quiche, chips and gravy. It’s just not right.”
It’s thought the rioting began after a cafe in Salisbury was rumoured to be selling a pie that only had a pastry lid. Word quickly spread on social media and before long the city was in flames, with the rest of the UK plunging into chaos a few hours later.
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