This actually blows my mind.

[rah]

Well, I plan ahead by not getting drunk (or drinking). I'm great fun at parties.

That would explain it.

[rah]

You are a problem drinker.

3 or 4 beers a week doesn't qualify I believe. If I'm on the golf course there's one or two vodka lemonades involved, but i don't play that much anymore.

Try again.

[Kidlicious]

3 or 4 beers a week doesn't qualify I believe. If I'm on the golf course there's one or two vodka lemonades involved, but i don't play that much anymore.

Try again.

It doesn't matter how much you are drinking. If it's causing you to urinate in public then it's too much.

[rah]

Even if I agreed with that logic you'd still be wrong.

You stated that

You are a problem drinker.

and you define it as because I admitted to urinating in public. But that was 30 years ago, so you are a problem drinker because of that is just plain silly.

So your claim seems to be that if you've ever been drunk in your life, you're a problem drinker. As with most of your arguments, just stupid.

[Aeson]

I usually pee off our front porch onto the flower garden/trees ...

[rah]

Well as long as you don't do it in front of the neighbors kids as they pass by, I don't think that counts.

[Aeson]

We don't get much foot traffic on that side of the house ... or at all really ... but definitely not on that side of the house. We're about 400m from the road, and only 1 neighbor house in that radius.

If someone is around I'll go a bit further afield to fertilize one of our narra (rosewood) trees.

[rah]

I think most people are not intentionally trying to urinate "IN PUBLIC". They're usually, as others have said, trying to avoid being seen. They're just not always successful. And if you're not successful you're better off being white then if you're black and its a cop who is the one that sees you.

I'm sure almost every male here has urinated outside in their lifetimes but I'm willing to bet that none of them has every just pulled it out on a busy street with people all around.

[Aeson]

I don't even want to know how many people (generally as kids ... hopefully as kids) have peed in the public pool ...

[Lorizael]

Once, a friend of mine peed on the side of a church on purpose to see if God would strike him with lightning or something like that. Unfortunately, it appears God decided on a best served cold revenge policy.

[rah]

it appears God decided on a best served cold revenge policy.

I believe it's called the shrinkage effect.

[Dinner]

Is it really so difficult for these people to keep their dicks in their pants? Personally, I would not want to live in a city where everything stinks of piss but it is a huge problem in places like San Francisco. In SF they actually have started to use a new sealant for wood and concrete which repeal liquids like urine causing them to splash back on the urinater and thus discourage the filthy vagabonds from pissing in public.

[Dinner]

http://cw33.com/2015/03/17/new-pee-repellent-wall-paint-could-soak-you-in-san-francisco/

[Elok]

Once, a friend of mine peed on the side of a church on purpose to see if God would strike him with lightning or something like that. Unfortunately, it appears God decided on a best served cold revenge policy.

God, Who transcends time, inflicted the punishment retroactively, by making your friend into the kind of d-bag who pees on buildings.

[loinburger]

I don't even want to know how many people (generally as kids ... hopefully as kids) have peed in the public pool ...

Urine is actually sterile, unless you've got a urinary tract infection or whatever. I'm more concerned about the people who jump into a pool without having recently cleaned their ass.