How many times does someone have to call you X before you realize they are insane?

[giblets]

I've never heard of someone aborting a fetus because they believe it will be male.

[Ecthy]

Also, I don't understand why peeing standing up is somehow male behavior just because we're anatomically capable of it. We're also anatomically capable of having our prostate anally stimulated by another's man erect, throbbing ****, but my guess is most rabid anti-feminists don't feel the urge to yell out "I love anal, because I'm a man!" in order to fight female oppression.

This is actually a very good point.

[Lorizael]

This is actually a very good point.

****, I just noticed a typo in my post while reading this one. I've corrected my post, but now my typo is immortalized forever in yours (unless I abuse my mod powers to edit your post, which seems (a) rude and (b) obsessive)!

[Ecthy]

What's obsessive is that you read the entire post again in my post.

Does it mean you and I are inside of each other? Like, real manly?

[Lorizael]

I don't know what's going on anymore.

[The Mad Monk]

Hey, welcome to Planet Earth! Is this your first visit? Let me show you around...

[Egbert]

Excellent timing, AAHZ. See, he posts inane, repetitive crap all the time, but it doesn't matter, because nobody bothers to respond to him, right? The same could be true of BK, or Kid! Let's all work to make that bright future possible.

nah.

I respond to AAHZ sometimes.

And sometimes I respond to Elok.

[Dry]

Also, I don't understand why peeing standing up is somehow male behavior just because we're anatomically capable of it. We're also anatomically capable of having our prostate anally stimulated by another man's erect, throbbing ****, but my guess is most rabid anti-feminists don't feel the urge to yell out "I love anal, because I'm a man!" in order to fight female oppression.

I am a little confused by what seems to me a non-sequitur.
How a male behavior (peeing standing up) has to automatically be something you should love?
There are male behavior I don't care about, some I'm kind of ashamed of and some I regret but can't do anything about it.
Am I proud of having a lesser life expectancy? To be more exposed to heart attacks? No.
Am I proud to more likely react with anger than tears when under strong emotion? No, none of those two options seem appealing to me.
Am I proud of the male dogs that are more likely to be killed by cars because they are oblivious to their surrounding while chasing female dogs? Certainly not. That was even one of the reason I was ashamed to be male when I was a child: people making fun of those dogs.

I am just irritated when, mainly by laziness, I have peed standing up, someone explain me that I did it for a lack of respect for women. What other reason can you expect from a man?

[Bereta_Eder]

Being a man is great

[Aeson]

Having a reason (ESPECIALLY LAZINESS ) doesn't necessarily mean it's not also displaying a lack of respect.

[Dry]

Having a reason (ESPECIALLY LAZINESS ) doesn't necessarily mean it's not also displaying a lack of respect.

And I got that when someone pointed out laziness instead of arrogance, dominance, male chauvinism, oppression.

It is as if being hit on what feels to be the right spot does more in triggering some thought process than being hit on what seems "that's not me...".

[Bereta_Eder]

Enough with this idiocy.

I will give you here now a prescription that you will take three times a day, morning, noon and evening.

When confronted with such a situation, first you start with a strong prolonged buuuurp.
Then you scratch your balls hard with a facial expression of blissful annoyance
and you finish it all up with a nice loud fart

[Kidlicious]

Enough with this idiocy.

I will give you here now a prescription that you will take three times a day, morning, noon and evening.

When confronted with such a situation, first you start with a strong prolonged buuuurp.
Then you scratch your balls hard with a facial expression of blissful annoyance
and you finish it all up with a nice loud fart

Women fart, burp and scratch themselves too. And if they don't it's because they are stupid.

[Ecthy]

I like AAHZ, Elok and Lorizael. I like Kid threads. I like pizza, too.

[Lorizael]

Women fart, burp and scratch themselves too. And if they don't it's because they are stupid.

My brother's girlfriend is actually somehow physically incapable of burping. I don't think it has anything to do with her being stupid. Also doesn't have anything to do with her being a woman, as far as I know.