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  • #16
    Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
    And what did Jesus say about that?
    "lol never mind"

    but Christians still arbitrarily accept certain parts of the Torah

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    • #17
      Originally posted by giblets View Post
      Also, God will threaten to send you to hell to be tortured for eternity if you have butt sex because if you don't know how to use lube your butt could get damaged, and God doesn't want your butt to get damaged, so God will threaten you with eternal torture in order to scare you out of damaging your butt and if you're a dude who's only attracted to other dudes that means you should live a life of celibacy, or have sex with women even though you won't enjoy it, or maybe just stick with blowjobs.
      There's no butt sex in Heaven.
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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      • #18
        Originally posted by giblets View Post
        "lol never mind"

        but Christians still arbitrarily accept certain parts of the Torah
        Some christians ding-a-ling.
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
          There's no butt sex in Heaven.
          Heaven seems to involve an eternity of being ****ed by a narcissistic controlling dickhead named "God"

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          • #20
            How's that? No one goes there unless they choose.
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            • #21
              Kidicious, please stop ****ting up this thread with unsourced biblical quotations
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              • #22
                Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                Kidicious, please stop ****ting up this thread with unsourced biblical quotations
                Where's your sources?
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                • #23
                  the bible; a book you've clearly never read.
                  "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                  "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by C0ckney View Post
                    the bible; a book you've clearly never read.
                    Did you just post that because you think 2 trolls isn't enough?
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                      Where's your sources?
                      Terry Pratchett's "Monstrous Regiment", Terry Pratchett's "Small Gods", Terry Pratchett's "Last Hero", and any decent book on bronze-age metallurgy. Now please stop ****ting up this thread with unsourced biblical quotes.
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                        Did you just post that because you think 2 trolls isn't enough?
                        maybe if you read the bible you wouldn't make such an arse of youself.
                        "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                        "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                          Terry Pratchett's "Monstrous Regiment", Terry Pratchett's "Small Gods", Terry Pratchett's "Last Hero", and any decent book on bronze-age metallurgy. Now please stop ****ting up this thread with unsourced biblical quotes.
                          Is that dude some kind of Spirit Science guy? He says some interesting things, but he doesn't seem to know anything about the Bible.
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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                          • #28
                            Nobody brought up the bible or jesus or whatever until you decided to take a big fat steaming dump on this thread, now please **** off
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by C0ckney View Post
                              maybe if you read the bible you wouldn't make such an arse of youself.
                              One doesn't just READ the Bible.
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                                Nobody brought up the bible or jesus or whatever until you decided to take a big fat steaming dump on this thread, now please **** off
                                Ok. Well now I'm asking about this guy you like. So what about this Nuggen?
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