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  • #31
    I don't have the patience to talk to you right now
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    • #32
      Originally posted by loinburger View Post
      I don't have the patience to talk to you right now
      You're a crappy evangelist
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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      • #33
        Originally posted by loinburger View Post
        Nobody brought up the bible or jesus or whatever until you decided to take a big fat steaming dump on this thread, now please **** off
        Who else, besides BK, did you expect to reply? Imran's on sabbatical, and I'm disinclined to bite since you did much the same thing a few months back (even using the same webcomic). So you basically either have an atheist/agnostic circlejerk, a rehash of a thousand prior arguments with Tweedledum and Tweedlecrazy, or you gamble on JM being present and bored enough to respond before the thread sinks to the second page.
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        • #34
          Meh, fine, I'll go away
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          • #35
            Originally posted by loinburger View Post
            Meh, fine, I'll go away
            Why? I invited you to share your beliefs. Maybe if you do elok will respond to you.
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • #36
              My intention in posting here is to waste time while I'm waiting for my compiler to finish, however I've evidently been guilty of one-tricky-ponyism and hence I need to take a break from posting for awhile. Unfortunately internet message boards appear to be a dying medium, so I'd best avail myself of this opportunity to find something else to do while my code is compiling. I dunno, maybe I should try mental masturbation on twitter? Whatever.
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              • #37
                Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                My intention in posting here is to waste time while I'm waiting for my compiler to finish, however I've evidently been guilty of one-tricky-ponyism and hence I need to take a break from posting for awhile. Unfortunately internet message boards appear to be a dying medium, so I'd best avail myself of this opportunity to find something else to do while my code is compiling. I dunno, maybe I should try mental masturbation on twitter? Whatever.
                Well if you're only wasting time....
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                • #38
                  As opposed to what, Solving the Mysteries of the Universe with Kidicious? No.
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                  • #39
                    I'm saying "where's the beef?" It's that simple. elok doesn't fall for your trolls anymore. Time for you to put up.
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                    • #40
                      You take yourself far too seriously. I assure you that nobody else does.
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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                        My intention in posting here is to waste time while I'm waiting for my compiler to finish, however I've evidently been guilty of one-tricky-ponyism and hence I need to take a break from posting for awhile. Unfortunately internet message boards appear to be a dying medium, so I'd best avail myself of this opportunity to find something else to do while my code is compiling. I dunno, maybe I should try mental masturbation on twitter? Whatever.
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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                          You take yourself far too seriously. I assure you that nobody else does.
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                          • #43
                            This might just be the greatest thread of internet history. T-shirt material, oh you'd make millions! "There is no butt sex in heaven". Please let me steal that?

                            I mean... if there is no butt sex in heaven, then there is no heaven. Or... if the butt sex loving people are in hell, then how am I supposed to choose which is which? What if Hell is Heaven?
                            In da butt.
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                              , maybe I should try mental masturbation on twitter? Whatever.
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                              • #45
                                Jesus said bacon was OK.
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