i can get you high baby i dont need a plane

[Lorizael]

My ex is probably smoking someone else's joint right now.

Probably not. It's the middle of the day on a Wednesday, so she's probably in an elementary school surrounded by children right now.

[loinburger]

Flying to silicon valley on Friday for a final interview with the place I had an interview with yesterday, so now I'm even less motivated than usual to write code that my co-workers are just going to delete

[rah]

I once had someone that worked for me who's idea of debugging code was to just keep removing the code that was generating an error. Once there were no errors she figured she was good to go.

I had to transfer her to security administration.

[loinburger]

I had a co-worker who was by far the worst coder I've ever seen, so she was transferred to QA where her talent at breaking things would be put to good use