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It wouldn't just be for midget funerals, you could also put about two or three dozen dead clowns in it and hold a mass clown funeral (either following a major clown catastrophe (aside from the everyday catastrophe of "I can't believe clowns are still a thing in this day and age"), or else you could keep putting dead clowns on ice until you've saved up enough to justify the use of the tiny hearse). You could also use the hearse and your two or three dozen dead clowns to provide entertainment at Goth birthday parties.
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I have nothing against people who have a thing for dead clowns and midgets, but no.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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A tiny hearse would just be a black Mini Countryman.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
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