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    Florida style justice?

    Police: Burglar who hid from police eaten by gator
    http://abc7.com/news/police-burglar-who-hid-from-police-eaten-by-gator/1114151/
    Police in Florida now know what happened to a burglar who hid from officers. He was eaten by an alligator.


    A 22 year old white man who had been breaking into homes in Florida ran out into a swamp when he saw police arrive to arrest him. There was an extensive midnight man hunt but police didn't find him despite briefly hearing someone cry for help. When no further sign of the man could be found police called off the search in the morning.

    It turns out the criminal had been attacked and partially eating by an alligator. Justice Florida style?
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    The gator was just standing his ground against someone invading his swamp home.

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    • #3
      Just more proof that you don't need a gun to defend your home.
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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      • #4
        Originally posted by rah View Post
        Just more proof that you don't need a gun to defend your home.
        But it sure helps.
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        • #5
          He was just breaking into homes. If it were a more serious crime I would be suspicious that they called off the search.
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          • #6
            They killed the Alligator. I question the justice of that.
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            • #7
              Alligators can distinguish between criminals and innocent people, it's scientifically proven.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by giblets View Post
                Alligators can distinguish between criminals and innocent people, it's scientifically proven.
                Are you saying the man was innocent?
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                • #9
                  Gators are reptiles, that is to say, dragons, and therefore Of The Devil. Obviously they prefer the blood of the innocent!

                  It's just tastier.
                  No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                  • #10
                    When I was a kid I was often fed the story (by e.g. Ranger Rick and GI Joe etc) that alligators and lions etc won't eat humans because we taste bad. How the hell is the animal supposed to know that unless they've already tasted us??? What a bunch of bull****. I'm guessing that they put down the gator because it's learned how delicious we are and they didn't want word getting out among the other gators.
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                    • #11
                      I think they just put down the gator to confirm that it was indeed the cause of death. They identified the remains found in its digestive tract.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by rah View Post
                        Just more proof that you don't need a gun to defend your home.
                        Just an 11 foot alligator?
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                        • #13
                          Yes.
                          And I'll bet that more people get accidentally killed by guns in the home than by alligators so it's probably safer.
                          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dinner View Post
                            Just an 11 foot alligator?
                            If it's an assault-style alligator with the bayonet lugs, then those will probably be restricted. I already need permits for the coral snakes, and it's going to be a crying shame to lose more from my reptile home defense arsenal.
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                            • #15
                              I prefer black widows, though admittedly they're too small to act as a deterrent and now I'm running out of places in my backyard to bury the bodies
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