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  • Do you have a man crave?

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    Yes, I am [i]ridiculously[/i] gay
    33.33%
    1
    Yes, I am a cannibal
    33.33%
    1
    No, my genitals don't work
    33.33%
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  • #2
    Why would you need functioning genitals to crave men?

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    • #3
      In the sense of wanting to cannibalize men, or in the sense of wanting to have penises inserted into your mouth/butt/armpits/pancreaseses/etc? In the former case I assume that the functionality of your genitalia is not relevant although in that case you ought to select the second poll option, whereas in the latter case without functioning testes you wouldn't have the sex drive needed to crave the insertion of penises into your ears/nose/caldera/etc.
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      • #4
        Spelunking man caves sounds risky without the proper equipment.
        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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        • #5
          My own genitals are not repulsive to me.
          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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          • #6
            Always an infatuation with hemophrordites.
            A lot like Oerdin and food threads.
            Consumed with consuming.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
              Always an infatuation with hemophrordites.
              A lot like Oerdin and food threads.
              Consumed with consuming.
              Do you even know what the word "hermaphrodite" means you ******? I'm thinking that you don't, seeing as how I didn't make any references to hermaphrodites in this thread; either that or your obsession with hermaphrodites is such that you've developed a form of hermaphrodite dyslexia that causes you to see the word "hermaphrodite" all over the place.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                A lot like Oerdin and food threads.
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  As far as I can tell, the only things that Slowwhand posts about anymore are his fondness for rape, his fondness for aborting unborn children, and his fondness for illiteracy. At least in the past he'd also post about things like his fondness for cattle molestation.
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                  • #10
                    I have a home office.
                    I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

                    Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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                    • #11
                      Where you crave men?
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #12
                        Or where he mourns (or celebrates?) his non-functional genitals
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                        • #13
                          Or where he submits to females?
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                          • #14
                            Kidicious needs to come out of the closet

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by giblets View Post
                              Kidicious needs to come out of the closet
                              Sounds like you're just about as screwed up by women as BK.
                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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