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    Are Black Friday Sales Racist?

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    Sorry for the lateness of my post, but I didn't want to offend any advertisers during this holy week ...
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    Yes, because they didn't vote for Obama.
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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    • #3
      Black Friday by itself isn't racist. In fact, it's more like affirmative action for shopping. But with the addition of Cyber Monday, the whole thing does become racist, because it's suggesting that black people can't be cyborgs/use the internet.
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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      • #4
        Maybe I'm being obtuse because I haven't had my coffee yet but...

        In what way?
        Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
        RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
          Black Friday by itself isn't racist. In fact, it's more like affirmative action for shopping. But with the addition of Cyber Monday, the whole thing does become racist, because it's suggesting that black people can't be cyborgs/use the internet.
          ... or have imaginary sex in AOL chat rooms

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          • #6
            No, I'm a... ummm... [consults rhyming dictionary]... Brak... thighday... splays racist! Yeah! Nailed it!

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            • #7
              Is a "White Christmas" racist?

              Or is it the snow that is racist, for making Christmas white?

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              • #8
                Bing Crosby: racist bastard.
                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                    Christmas was invented by the white man.
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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