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    8 Insanely Dangerous Toys From The Past Will Leave You Speechless [Photos]
    Jason W. Stevens

    #8. GILBERT GLASS BLOWING SET


    Keep in mind that in order to be able to change the shape of the glass, first it has to reach its softening point, which is around 1,000 degrees Fahrenheit. The Gilbert Glass Blowing Set encouraged children to try this with their bare hands in order to carry out a series of wildly irresponsible experiments…


    #7. GILBERT MOLTEN LEAD CASTING KIT



    Gilbert’s Kaster Kits (yes, Gilbert, the same people who gave you the glass blowing kit) allowed you to create your own army of tiny metallic minions … which sounds kinda awesome until you realize it involved casting them from molten lead by yourself.

    #6. STEVENS’ MODEL DOCKYARD LOCOMOTIVE


    In 1843, realizing that boys might want a toy train that did more than just sit there, the Stevens Company created the Model Dockyard Locomotive, one of the first ones that actually moved. Of course, the main reason why toy trains didn’t move up to that point was simply that the technology didn’t exist. The Model Dockyard Locomotive got around that limitation by using a real steam-propelled engine that required kids to pour either kerosene or alcohol into the train and then light it.

    #5. POWERMITE WORKING POWER TOOLS



    [T]hese were actual working tools made of die-cast metal, only recognizable as a children’s product due to the fact that they were smaller.


    #4. WORKING TOY OVENS, IRONS AND MORE



    Yeah, the burn marks on that toy pretty much say it all. That’s an electric toy stove from the 1930s or ’40s that could actually be plugged in and heated up, which isn’t just dangerous, it’s also completely pointless. What are you supposed to heat in there, a canape? Some peanuts? Your brother’s mutilated hamster?

    #3. GILBERT CHEMISTRY SET


    There’s that Gilbert guy[/img] again. This may look like a pretty safe (boring) science kit, but among the 56 chemicals included in the Gilbert chemistry set was some potentially deadly stuff. Like potassium permanganate, which, besides being poisonous, has been known to make things catch fire. Or ammonium nitrate, the same chemical that the U.S. wants to regulate now because it’s used in homemade bombs. All that came in the same box — at no point in history has being a young nerd on his birthday been so dangerous. …

    The manual itself taught kids how to create explosions with gunpowder — on the first page — and the sole safety feature consisted of a single line telling them not to attempt the same experiment on a larger scale … which only served the purpose of informing kids that this was a possibility.


    #2. AUSTIN MAGIC PISTOL



    So how did it work, was there a loaded spring in there or something? Nope, the balls were fired by mixing “magic crystals” and water in the back of the gun — and by “magic crystals” they really meant “dangerous chemicals,” of course.

    Calcium carbide is on all kinds of hazardous materials lists because when it comes into contact with liquid, it forms a flammable gas. This isn’t some unforeseen side effect the makers of this toy could have never predicted — it’s exactly how those freaking balls were fired. There was a literal explosion happening in the back of the toy gun every time your gentle child fingers pressed the trigger, which would launch the ball up to 70 feet away.

    #1. ATOMIC ENERGY LAB



    [T]he Atomic Energy Lab kit produced by the American Basic Science Club came with real samples of uranium (which is radioactive) and radium (which is a million times more radioactive than uranium). Since the mere presence of radioactive material in a children’s product clearly wasn’t insane enough, some of the experiments detailed in the manual also required kids to handle blocks of dry ice. Dry ice, by the way, has a temperature of minus 109.3 degrees Fahrenheit, and it’s recommended that it only be handled while wearing gloves (none were included).
    Some of these (like the cast your own lead soldiers) don't seem so bad, but the Atomic Energy lab is um. Holy ****t.
    Last edited by Thoth; November 4, 2015, 01:20.
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  • #2
    Cool ... I would immediately have bought the chemistry set and the atomic energy lab kit
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    • #3
      Nothing like a good chemistry set.

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      • #4
        Cool ... looks like the atomic energy lab kit even came with a replacement order form,
        for the time when the Uranium and Radium had decayed too much



        The ORAU Museum of Radiation and Radioactivity chronicles the scientific and commercial history of radioactivity and radiation. It has been deemed the official repository for historical radiological instruments by the Health Physics Society, and is located at the Pollard Center in Oak Ridge, Tennessee.


        Also great:
        The 10k $ reward if you run around with the seperately sold Geiger-Counter and actually find a source of uranium ore



        And here a link to the comic mentioned (Dagwood splits the atom) ... cute ... featuring Popeye, Blondie and others



        Addendum:
        Seems like the Atomic Energy Lab Kit in the OP and this Gilbert Atomic Energy Lab Kit are 2 separate ones ... seems like there were actually 3 different atomic energy kits (all with U-238) sold by different companies during this time

        The ORAU Museum of Radiation and Radioactivity chronicles the scientific and commercial history of radioactivity and radiation. It has been deemed the official repository for historical radiological instruments by the Health Physics Society, and is located at the Pollard Center in Oak Ridge, Tennessee.
        Last edited by Proteus_MST; November 3, 2015, 22:33.
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        • #5
          I don't see Kinder eggs in that list.

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          • #6
            I used to beg for a chemistry kit every Christmas. My dreams, always promised, never realized.
            Just lame crap, never the cool chems.

            I remain slightly bitter to this day.

            But to learn I could have had uranium and/or radium? Mind-blowing. I never dreamed such a thing...
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            • #7
              My chemistry set, when I was about 9, contained several corrosive elements, and many combustible things, when mixed together, could go boom... It did not come with safety goggles or gloves or any of that sissy stuff. It did come with a Bunsen burner. My dad was a science teacher.

              The electric train set we had (officially my older brother's) could only be used in the rec room, which was tiled. The sparks would have ignited carpeting.
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              • #8
                Now i kinda wonder where our chemistry set went. Those Chemicals might become slightly unstable after all this time. Ah Well..

                My molten Lead kit is safely tucked away at least. Still got my Prussian Troops *dreamy*
                Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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                • #9
                  We had chemistry sets. And we could mail order all sorts of chemicals used in bombs. All you needed was a parents signature on the order.
                  I will say, that it encouraged learning quite a bit.

                  Now you'd end up on a homeland security list or something. But it's probably for the best Just another example of the wussification of the US.
                  It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                  • #10
                    Aye, nowadays they already call the police when a schoolkid builds his own clock
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Proteus_MST View Post
                      Aye, nowadays they already call the police when a swarthy muslim schoolkid builds his own clock
                      FTFY

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                      • #12
                        btw I had a chemistry kit and I mixed all sorts of stuff to see a reaction but there was none
                        (and they had to get me one, because no somewhat expensive lotions/creams etc was safe from me. I used them for my chemical experiments.

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                        • #13
                          We used to melt the lead inside car batteries to cast it.
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                          • #14
                            After drinking the battery acid ?
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                            • #15
                              You mean cola?
                              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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