Goat Simulator Thread [serius]

[Thoth]

I got into a house and somehow wound up floating around near the ceiling and BAAAing at two geeks at computers.
I can't figure out how to get down again.


Licked cars are awesome.


So far this looks like a great value for $11.95.

[Dinner]

I thought we had a thread on the goat simulator.

[Thoth]

This game is important enough to warrant two threads.

[Lorizael]

[Dinner]

Serius? Sirius Black?

[Thoth]

serius business.

[Egbert]

Thoth

Awesome. You bought Goat Simulator?

Will you review it and write up an "After action Report" ?

[Thoth]

Thoth

Awesome. You bought Goat Simulator?

Will you review it and write up an "After action Report" ?

Bought it, played it, loved it.

Full report will have to wait for a couple of days.

[Egbert]

Excellent.

You will probably ravenous for more goat afterwards, perhaps a tasty goat curry.

http://www.gourmettraveller.com.au/recipes/recipe-search/chefs-recipes/2014/8/jamaican-goat-curry/

[Egbert]

I have very bad news.

A review of Goat Simulator has already been written. Apolyton can no longer be the only site that has reviews of Goat Simulator.

http://www.destructoid.com/review-goat-simulator-ps4--305553.phtml

[Thoth]

That's a ****ty review. It lies and says Goat Simulator isn't fun.

[Egbert]

That's a ****ty review. It lies and says Goat Simulator isn't fun.

Goat haters

[Thoth]

No review yet. I got really high and watched Ghostbusters I and II instead.

[Egbert]

Umh.

Sava said he may review when he gets high.

You were high and didn't review.

Idea. Can you give Sava your weed?

[Thoth]

NO. That dirty parasite will never get my weed.