If you were writing anus firmware then would it implement "output" or both "input" and "output"

[loinburger]

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[rah]

thx, the title evoked a chuckle.

And I'm assuming it would be both and it would alternate

[pchang]

Unfortunately, suppositories are sometimes necessary.

[Aeson]

I've heard horror stories of firmware backdoor vulnerabilities leading to an injection attack.

[pchang]

I've heard horror stories of firmware backdoor vulnerabilities leading to an injection attack.

Not really an injection attack, but more a Trojan insertion.

[My Wife Hates CIV]

thx, the title evoked a chuckle.

And I'm assuming it would be both and it would alternate

I don't even like Rah... but I agree.

[Sava]

I wouldn't implement either

if i had built an anus, it would be purely a mechanical reproduction

a series of servos would work to replicate the pushing action

you wouldn't need to designate "input" or "output" per se because the "muscles" push everything out

i think also, that action would make the "input" a little more exciting

(for those who know what it feels like )

[Sava]

you think too much like a code monkey

[pchang]

Reminded me of the joke about the chimp at the zoo that was sticking bananas up its butt before eating them. When asked why the chimp was doing that, the zookeeper said "Last year he managed to swallow a billiard ball. Ever since, he's been measuring things before he eats them."

[Sava]

oh wait

sorry loin

i didn't think of the reverse situation of my scenario

i'm sure the input/output would just be a matter of reversing the direction of the servos and could be programmed to a single switch, button, or setting, depending on the rest of the hardware

[Sava]

my level of experience:

i completed an arduino tutorial once

[ricketyclik]

Fecal transplants