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Ever concern yourself that there isn't enough political polemic in space? Rest assured that Rush Limbaugh has you covered.
Not since those Martian bastards assassinated JFK (not the one who was shot in Dallas; the real JFK) has the red planet ever been a greater threat to American freedoms. Think about it. If Mars has water then how can we ban abortions? How can we justify religious intolerance? How can we blame Obama?!!
Oh right, we can blame him for this.
Rush Limbaugh pans evidence of water on Mars as part of 'leftist agenda'
By ELIZA COLLINS 09/28/15 06:13 PM EDT
Flowing water on Mars? That’s just part of the liberal agenda, Rush Limbaugh says.
The conservative radio talk show host addressed NASA’s announcement on Monday that it had found evidence of flowing water on present-day Mars, and — spoiler alert — he doesn’t believe it.
“OK so there's flowing water on Mars. Yip yip yip yahoo. Hey, you know me, I'm science 101, big time guy, tech advance it, you know it, I'm all in. But, NASA has been corrupted by the current regime,” Limbaugh said on his show, according to Media Matters. “Don't know how long it's going to take, but this news that there is flowing water on Mars is somehow going to find its way into a technique to advance the leftist agenda.”
Limbaugh said that although he wasn’t entirely sure what the agenda was, he was going to “assume it would be something to do with global warming.”
He also talked about the burden he faces of “being right and being alone,” which he said “is a challenging existence.”
Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2015/0...#ixzz3n4ueUbx4
By ELIZA COLLINS 09/28/15 06:13 PM EDT
Flowing water on Mars? That’s just part of the liberal agenda, Rush Limbaugh says.
The conservative radio talk show host addressed NASA’s announcement on Monday that it had found evidence of flowing water on present-day Mars, and — spoiler alert — he doesn’t believe it.
“OK so there's flowing water on Mars. Yip yip yip yahoo. Hey, you know me, I'm science 101, big time guy, tech advance it, you know it, I'm all in. But, NASA has been corrupted by the current regime,” Limbaugh said on his show, according to Media Matters. “Don't know how long it's going to take, but this news that there is flowing water on Mars is somehow going to find its way into a technique to advance the leftist agenda.”
Limbaugh said that although he wasn’t entirely sure what the agenda was, he was going to “assume it would be something to do with global warming.”
He also talked about the burden he faces of “being right and being alone,” which he said “is a challenging existence.”
Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2015/0...#ixzz3n4ueUbx4
Oh right, we can blame him for this.
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